Snatch Madness

A temporary loss of self control brought on by the powerful temptation of vagina. Symptoms of this condition may include purchasing expensive gifts, antiquing and rape.

Causes of this condition may vary, but typically involve large breasted women going bra-less in tight shirts.

Bob was acquitted of all rape charges after employing the "Snatch Madness" defense strategy.

by Bologna_Skins March 20, 2011

knock madness

When a bitch hooks up with another guy then complain to you on how she dont like him

Girl: I don't like him anymore
Guy: you said you did
Girl: well I dont
Guy: bitch thats some knock madness

by Heyitsyaboimackie April 21, 2018

mad tortoise

Someone vehemently opposed to Cape Independence. Crazy, brainwashed and slow to the party.

Damn he really hates Cape Independence, shame, he's such a mad tortoise.

by bobby_the_builder July 30, 2021

Tweet Madness

The act of over tweeting until one winds up in twitter jail for a time out

If you tweet too much or retweet other tweets , twitter will shut you down for an hour or more.This is called Tweet Madness

by JayLynx August 10, 2010

Method To Madness

Definition for when someone does something seemingly crazy (i.e mad) for something of greater good.

Some evil guy: I'm going to blow up the city, there's a method to madness here.

Gramma Nasi: That's not how you use that term.

by wldjkcnlewrhkgbf August 18, 2021

Mad Bev

When you have an abundent amount of liquids for consumption

"Yo, I'm going to Kroger to get me some Mad Bev, I'm hella thirsty."

by Kutthroat May 6, 2009

mad kids

usually describes phans, but generally works for any jamband freak. more specifically a non wookie non frat boy rager.

Mad Carey: "there were so many mad kids at the particle show"
BTab: "nice"

by Taul January 29, 2005