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Man of War

A northeastern united states based slang term.
Usually reserved for describing a gentleman who has
righteously abandoned proper sexual etiquette. While in a drunken state, the man becomes enraged at his otherwise uncooperative genetalia, therein causing him to become volatile and unsafe with its use.
I drank so much jesus juice last night the whiskey dick had me throwin it around like a Man of War.
by Stephen Travers September 22, 2006
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system wars

A discussion board on video game forums in which people make claims about which gaming platform is better. Usually regarded as a haven for whiny, stupid people.
Check out what they're talking about in the system wars! What is wrong with these idiots?
by Zack Green July 12, 2004
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label war

Pete: OMFG, I hate Eminem
Jenny: WHY???
Pete: Because everyone from psychopathic records hates him, because he's a little bitch!
Jenny: have you ever heard his music?
Pete: No!
Jenny: You people and your damn label wars...
by Selice August 29, 2006
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lol war

when you and other person just keep sending LOL to each other
lol war
MrA:lol
MissB:LOOOOL
MrA:loolz :P
MissB:hahaha loool
by 8lack 5uper April 8, 2010
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War & peace

The first word cannot start without the latter, and we all think the latter cannot happen without the first.
War & peace are the roller coaster of decisions the world makes.
by gr33kbo1 February 24, 2010
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hate war

To open up an agressive exchange of cusses, slander and secret spilling etc.. on a person who has peeved you off in real life - via the medium of a message board.
e.g.

Posted: May 18, 2005 11:57 AM

No strings sex is just peachy.
Lying about stuff to get it makes:
A) you a cunt
B) you unnecessarily stupid
C) friends who once liked you no longer give a fuck about your existence.

In order to make this clear i must add i was temporarily in favour of changes this group to 'matt's a cunt'
then i realised that that would only increase his already large sense of self importance.
so instead i leave in on the wise words of frankie and say 'you sex was whack...'
:D

Have a nice day people.
by RoxyStarr August 5, 2005
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Whale Wars

A tradition passed down from generations upon generations in which two young gentlemen partake in periodic challenges of whit and cunning. The two men wager upon how many "whales" they can "harpoon" in one night. In reality it's how many plus size woman they can hook up with at one party.
"Carson's bachelor party was pretty ridiculous last week. It started with taking shots and turned into a hardcore round of whale wars."
by Pistol Jobin September 1, 2012
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