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mall hangover 

the headache, tiredness and sometimes nausea one gets after going to the mall.
I was at the mall for like five hours and when I got home I had a major mall hangover.
Word of the Day on December 25, 2007
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low hangers

refers to a man's balls that hang low from his body
I love to put his low hangers into my mouth and lick each one with my wet warm tongue

Hanging out of my arse

"Mate, i feel so rough, I am hanging out of my arse"
Hanging out of my arse by jenm December 4, 2004

eBay Hangover 

What you get after you check your email in the morning to find out what you bought online the night before - while drunk.
"Dude, I've got a bad eBay hangover today"
"What did you buy?"
"A Porsche for $5,000 - already paid for it.
"Dude, that's cool!"
"It's in Venezuela."
eBay Hangover by BrewTat January 13, 2009

Crying Hangover 

The terrible feeling that you have the morning after you spent half the night crying. Where you emotionally feel like crap and your muscles are sore from stress and crying.
Rachel showed up to class late with a terrible crying hangover the day after her boyfriend broke up with her.
Crying Hangover by coke>pepsi November 4, 2011

Awesome Vacation Hangover 

The pain of returning to the reality of your real life after experiencing a vacation you wish was your real life.

Sufferers of Awesome Vacation Hangover will often feel anger or resentment within the first week post vacation and question the decisions they have made leading them to where they are and the things they do on a daily basis.

They may find themselves daydreaming of a different life, lingering nuggets of joy from memories of where they were or what they were doing on vacation.

Sufferers might even try to invent imaginary ways to make the vacation life they were living a reality. Only to find themselves more miserable than they were before they even left on vacation to begin with.
Awesome Vacation hangover is when a mother and father of 3 small children go on vacation without the kids. They visit Tokyo! They sleep in, eat amazingly fresh sushi, attend a Japanese Punk Rock concert, take naps in the middle of the day, and eat their fabulous meals at odd times.

The parents return to their regular lives. The father is working 80 hours a week at a meaningless job he hates. The mother is mopping pee off the bathroom floor, breaking up sibling rivalry, and cleaning up a sloppy diaper while slathering rash cream on her baby's sore bottom. The baby screams in pain, someone else throws a toy at Wife's head, and another child is crying because the computer isn't playing the RIGHT kind of train movie.

Both parents really enjoyed their time in Tokyo and struggled returning cheerfully to their real life.