Definitions by jenm

Rear Admiral

Whilst doing a girl from behind, or up the arse, attempt to walk all the way round a table. Those who complete this are awrded status of rear admiral

I rear admiralled a girl last night whilst taking her from behind in the dining room

Rear Admiral by jenm May 13, 2005

Jazz Fags 

It's a fag with a bit of a difference. Just another word for joint but not used nearly as frequently, unfortunately.

"Let's go smoke a jazz fag."
"Hunky whitied the another night cos he smoked too many jazz fags."

Jazz Fags by jenm December 4, 2004

lash intensive 

Lash meaning going out drinking, so lash intensive is a heavy night on alcohol usually resulting in a massive hangover the next day.

"Mate, i feel rough today, last night was lash intensive"

lash intensive by jenm December 4, 2004

Hanging out of my arse

Suffering from a severe hangover

"Mate, i feel so rough, I am hanging out of my arse"

Hanging out of my arse by jenm December 4, 2004

your mum 

Surely refers to the fact your mum is easy, or suggest that the person saying it has indeed slept with your mum

Person 1 "Shut up, your such an idiot"
Person 2 "your mum"

your mum by jenm December 4, 2004