Urban Dictionary: Definitions by jenm

Rear Admiral

Whilst doing a girl from behind, or up the arse, attempt to walk all the way round a table. Those who complete this are awrded status of rear admiral

I rear admiralled a girl last night whilst taking her from behind in the dining room

Rear Admiral by jenm May 13, 2005

It's a fag with a bit of a difference. Just another word for joint but not used nearly as frequently, unfortunately.

"Let's go smoke a jazz fag."
"Hunky whitied the another night cos he smoked too many jazz fags."

Jazz Fags by jenm December 4, 2004

Lash meaning going out drinking, so lash intensive is a heavy night on alcohol usually resulting in a massive hangover the next day.

"Mate, i feel rough today, last night was lash intensive"

lash intensive by jenm December 4, 2004

"Mate, i feel so rough, I am hanging out of my arse"

Surely refers to the fact your mum is easy, or suggest that the person saying it has indeed slept with your mum

Person 1 "Shut up, your such an idiot"
Person 2 "your mum"

your mum by jenm December 4, 2004