Goon Walk

Masturbating into the underwear that you are wearing while watching porn and then moon-walking away from the scene of the crime like Michael Jackson.

"His seed sewn warmly into his own garments, he executed a perfect goon walk away from the computer screen."

by Old Henry November 10, 2025

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Mountain gooning

Gooning on the top of a mountain, mostly with a group, and ending with a circle jerk

Hey Thomas! You wanna go mountain gooning later with me and John?

by Eieh June 28, 2025

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Goon

A word to say cum or semen

Ohhh I-I-I-I'm bouta goon
That was a great gooning session

by EzRKO June 6, 2025

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Goon Squad-A group of guys, that are sworn to cause trouble where ever they go. They tend to rough up anyone that comes in their way, and no one questions their behavior. They're always looking for a good time, whether it's a drive-by, a jam session, harmful pranks, trolling, or Nerf gun wars, either way they're gonna get stuff done. If you ain't runnin' with them, run from 'em, because they are goons! To avoid being busted by the po-po, they may also live under pseudonyms. The most advanced GOON Squad members are usually in a more secret society called "The GOON Squad Elite". The female version is called a "GOONette Squad", even tho The Disney Knob Napper believes women have no rights...People that take part in the Alphabet soup community are not permitted but get made fun of.

“Look over there...The Goon Squad...there worst than Muslims”

by GaysWrongBoi May 22, 2019

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