goat run

When you pull your balls around your asshole, so then your balls are now by your ass.

I turned around and Ian showed me a good goat run.

by Hugh Geballs November 14, 2016

Feeding the goat

1. Sneaking around in highschool to do drugs, have sex, or other forbidden activities. Common in agricultural areas. See also "Feeding the cow" "Feeding the sheep" and so on.

"My parents have no idea. I just tell them we are feeding the goat."

by Jackassjones September 27, 2020

Scape goat

Someone who runs away from everything and blames it on someone else or something

Claudio Tolomeo is a scape goat
Goat as in the greatest of all time escape goats

by Crab trap June 20, 2022

Fainting Goat

n. A breed of pygmy goat that when exposed to a threatening stimulus, screams for a few second but then loses consciousness, further to locking its knees so they stand straight in the air while it rolls onto its back and "plays dead."

The fainting goat dropped to the ground when the horse in the adjacent stall bucked at the wall.

by FSRueful February 13, 2019

goat island

the desolate and forgotten area between the testicles and the anus

After three days of hiking through the jungle, that motherfucker had a ripe-ass goat island.

by denge January 15, 2009

goat eater

A trick ass bitch who only wants dick.

Man that girl is such a goat eater.

by GayNiggerFaggot September 19, 2016

goat penis

A penis that is short.
MY pen-is in a goat
"Damn he has a goat penis.

"Damn he has a goat penis.

by goat penis December 27, 2016