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fainting goat

a goat that faints when spooked by a loud or inordanent noise
don't scare him he's a fainting goat
by tjd42 April 20, 2018
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The Goat

by darious miles III January 12, 2011
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Judas Goat

A Judas goat is a trained goat used at a slaughterhouse and in general animal herding. The Judas goat is trained to associate with sheep or cattle, leading them to a specific destination. In stockyards, a Judas goat will lead sheep to slaughter, while its own life is spared. Judas goats are also used to lead other animals to specific pens and on to trucks.
"Yes follow the judas goat to your death's fools!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! "
by TheRevolution19 February 4, 2007
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Three Ring Goat Screw

An uncontrolled and chaotic situation that might as well be a circus filled with goats having sex.
Walking in that Walmart was like walking into a Three Ring Goat Screw
by madeinjersey August 31, 2010
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hose goat

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Once you love a hose goat, you will always love a hose goat.
Brb, my hose goat is screaming for his dinner
by Trollwholivesunderyourbed January 6, 2023
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fried goat cheese

The best type of cheese ever invented, if not one of the greatest objects of all time. Also, one of the few good things to come out of France.

Fried goat cheese is also a lesser known cure for vampirimism. It has not yet been tried on a werewolf.
Colin: Have you played the new Burnout game?
James: Yeah, it's possibly the best thing since fried goat cheese.

John: My friend just got bit by a vampire.
James: Give him some fried goat cheese.
by jamdel January 9, 2009
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The brown goat stretcher

The act of covering the male genitalia in poop. Then dragging the head of the penis across his partners beard. Note: While performing this act the scrotum should also be covered in waste and stapled to the floor. This is where the 'stretcher' in the name comes from.
We did "The brown goat stretcher" His balls hang out of his pants now
by DrPoopLove April 19, 2010
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