Person 1 says: 'My tits are as big as apricots!'
Person 2 says: 'gah! your such a fruit whore...'
Person 1 says: 'last night i fucked a watermelon'
Person 2 says: hahaha your such a naughty little fruit whore
Person 2 says: 'gah! your such a fruit whore...'
Person 1 says: 'last night i fucked a watermelon'
Person 2 says: hahaha your such a naughty little fruit whore
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Home schooled, baggy bondage pants wearing loser. They watch the X-games to admire the 10 year old Chinese girls who are better than them at a sport that was embraced by Hillary Clinton.
They use the word "extreme" like it was EVER used by anyone under the age of 40 and drink milk when skating because they were home schooled by their moron parents and think its good for your bones....the same bones they'll never break because you can't fall on rollerblades.
They use the word "extreme" like it was EVER used by anyone under the age of 40 and drink milk when skating because they were home schooled by their moron parents and think its good for your bones....the same bones they'll never break because you can't fall on rollerblades.
by scrap_iron July 30, 2006
Get the fruit booter mug.The doctor remarked to his colleague, "I’d never seen so many low hanging fruit. I called the surgeon immediately and made an appointment for my patient."
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There are two defintions for this term.
1. A man puts his balls in between his legs.
2. You shove an assortment of fruits and or vegtables into your lovers asshole or vagina and then eat them.
1. A man puts his balls in between his legs.
2. You shove an assortment of fruits and or vegtables into your lovers asshole or vagina and then eat them.
1. I will bend over and show you my fruit cup Maurcie!
2. Jessica lie down and let me give you a fruit cup!
2. Jessica lie down and let me give you a fruit cup!
by Bobbaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy June 22, 2011
Get the Fruit Cup mug.An extremely unhealthy diet of consisting only raw fruit and possibly other raw plant foods, followed by the very stupid or very gullible, who ignore the fact that humans are naturally meat-eaters.
Alice Teresa, the fruitarian: You can live wonderfully on raw fruit alone! Every nutritionist and doctor agrees that fruit is the healthiest food in the world! You'll be healthy and joyful!
Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Quit talking nonsense. I'm already healthy and joyful, because I'm getting all the nutrients I need. You, on the other hand, are missing out on protein, Vit. B12, iron, essential fats, and a whole host of other important nutrients. In my entire life, I have never met a single health professional who reccomended fruitarianism.
10 years later:
Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Wow, that steak was great! I feel quite good now.
Johnny Smith, the carnivore: Me too. By the way, whatever happened to Alice Teresa, the fruitarian?
Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Oh, she got diabetes, anemia, and osteoporosis quite a while ago. Also, the lack of vitamin B12 messed up her mind, so she has a long term stay at the local mental hospital.
Johnny Smith, the carnivore: Yikes, fruitarianism is so dangerous. I'm glad I didn't fall for their propaganda.
Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Quit talking nonsense. I'm already healthy and joyful, because I'm getting all the nutrients I need. You, on the other hand, are missing out on protein, Vit. B12, iron, essential fats, and a whole host of other important nutrients. In my entire life, I have never met a single health professional who reccomended fruitarianism.
10 years later:
Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Wow, that steak was great! I feel quite good now.
Johnny Smith, the carnivore: Me too. By the way, whatever happened to Alice Teresa, the fruitarian?
Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Oh, she got diabetes, anemia, and osteoporosis quite a while ago. Also, the lack of vitamin B12 messed up her mind, so she has a long term stay at the local mental hospital.
Johnny Smith, the carnivore: Yikes, fruitarianism is so dangerous. I'm glad I didn't fall for their propaganda.
by JesseG88 December 15, 2006
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