by theassman May 7, 2018
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“I have eight selectively fondled warriors ready for the LARP event.”
“I selectively fondled you to be on this team.”
“I selectively fondled you to be on this team.”
by Compatibility Issue May 26, 2018
Get the Selectively fondled mug.A guy that will fondl your balls every we’re you go. At you house ,restaurant , park, and work “HE” will mostly be there to fondle any boys balls by the name of Drake
by Slave holder 69 June 12, 2018
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Yve's is totally an butthole fondler, he fondeled with Jarich's anus all night long, causing a pink sock
Yve's is totally an butthole fondler, he fondeled with Jarich's anus all night long, causing a pink sock
by Pinky in da stinky November 28, 2018
Get the Butthole Fondler mug.Someone who shows up to a public lemon party dressed in a rubber panda mascot outfit. Attempting to hold the hands of EVERYONE in the room while making eye contact. Humming something written by the beach boys, slowly working their hands towards any/every orifice that is closest. Oddly smelling of six week old fish mayo.
by ImMrMeeseeks November 29, 2018
Get the Fuck Fondler mug.Something to say to make a person feel sympathy for you or to get out of something you have to do. (If they ask what it means just say your chest was smaller than normal when you were born and you have a hard time lifting things)
No I can’t I have Ganthropic fondonifilitis.
Whats that ?
My chest was smaller than average at birth and I have a hard time lifting things im sorry I can’t help you move your stuff.
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My chest was smaller than average at birth and I have a hard time lifting things im sorry I can’t help you move your stuff.
by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019
Get the Ganthropic fondonifilitis mug.A sex act in which the male or female performs fellatio on their partner. With one partner kneeling, the other partner stands to one side of them, with their crotch facing their partner who is kneeling. The kneeling partner dips their head forward looking toward the ground, then in the direction of the standing partner, so that only half of their face (and one eye) is visible to their partner. From the perspective of the "blow(ee)", their partner below looks like a flounder at the bottom of the sea.
He looked her in the eye while she was giving him The Flounder BJ.
While giving him the Flounder, she noticed her carpet needed to be vacuumed, AND the ceiling fan was dirty.
While giving him the Flounder, she noticed her carpet needed to be vacuumed, AND the ceiling fan was dirty.
by TheOneAndOnlyBowser July 23, 2019
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