To masturbate furiously, or fap.
by Dumpsterbaby December 16, 2007
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There are two modes: Alpha Mode for the hardcore cumrades, and Beta Mode for the cucks that still wanna look at porn and edge.
There are two modes: Alpha Mode for the hardcore cumrades, and Beta Mode for the cucks that still wanna look at porn and edge.
Bloke #1: Hey Liam, now that Just Jesus January is over, wanna do Forfeit Fapping February?
Bloke #2: Nah Harry, I'll think I'll pass 'cause I've been holding in the World's Biggest Nut.
Harry: But it's our only chance to finally annihilate the furries off the face of the Earth, mate.
Liam: Holy shit, it's game on then!
Bloke #2: Nah Harry, I'll think I'll pass 'cause I've been holding in the World's Biggest Nut.
Harry: But it's our only chance to finally annihilate the furries off the face of the Earth, mate.
Liam: Holy shit, it's game on then!
by VampyWeeksFan February 1, 2019
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Guy 1: You looking forward to finals being over?
Guy 2: No way, broseph, going home for the holidays sucks. I have my own little Faptuary in my dorm room.
Guy 2: No way, broseph, going home for the holidays sucks. I have my own little Faptuary in my dorm room.
by JFIWW December 16, 2010
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1. (n) Someone who has the urge to fap almost every minute of the entire day
2. (n) Someone who continually faps throughout the whole day.
3. (v) Excessive fapping as to cause Erectile Dysfunction
1. (n) Someone who has the urge to fap almost every minute of the entire day
2. (n) Someone who continually faps throughout the whole day.
3. (v) Excessive fapping as to cause Erectile Dysfunction
by Sieabah L. Park April 21, 2010
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by Tyler cox+Avery Lewis July 7, 2008
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by Fat Cakes' mum May 18, 2010
Get the Faptacious mug.<noun> one who skips church in order to fap i.e. masterbate
<verb> to stay home during church to masterbate
<verb> to stay home during church to masterbate
by mr. spacepanda March 6, 2011
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