Father

Something you don't have.

15 years ago

Your father : I am gonna go to the store to get some milk brb
Your mom : Oh okay
Child you : Goo goo ga ga

15 years later
You : *searches father on urban dictionary*

by YourLocalEuropean August 15, 2021

Father Lettuce

Father Lettuce is the name of the man who fears no God

"Hey, have you seen Father Lettuce today?"
"Who tf-"

by RemyTheRat August 23, 2021

Father

Someone who went to get milk and never came back.

Mike: Yo Stanley, where's your dad?
Stanley: He went to get milk. He hasn't been back for the past 10 years.
Mike: OH! HE'S A FATHER!

by URBBY August 23, 2021

Father

The only man a little girl can trust.

Mother - Where is my daughter?
Father - I can't tell you. She trusts me. :)))))))

by fairyprincess August 26, 2021

fatherson

Fatherson is a unique relationship that bonds two individuals usually from the same gender that has flipped names.

Ex: Yousif Ali & Ali Yousif
These individuals has a fatherson bond

by El-Dohrnii November 22, 2021

father hahn

a man who cares too much, yet cares too little. also loves chemistry and hates sarah. kale’s probably his favorite. also likes running.

who loves chemistry the most? definitely father hahn

by kaleidoscope_ November 24, 2021

Fatherless

LGBTQ people.

Emma: “I’m gay”
Tyrone: “do you know your dad by any chance”
Emma: “No”
Tyrone: “I knew you were Fatherless”

by Men69420men November 25, 2021