everardo

A super hero slacker with a mr.paz sidekick. That is out to destroy man's idea of metal with his shredding guitar.

"Everardo, is the guy that sits in the back of the class and falls asleep in French2."

by some kind of betty August 23, 2006

Everybody Edits

An awesome game that's fun when hacked....expect to build some giant awesome thing and have it be destroyed by trolls and idiots who have nothing else better to do. If you make a locked world and give people the "super secret edit key", expect it to be trolled within 5 minutes. It has some pretty cool levels to play. Its on The gaming site Nonoba. Watch out for the user LOL he's an asshole.

Karen: I just made this awesome giant smiley face on Everybody Edits.
Ken: Watch out for the trolls.

by CMG2322 July 20, 2011

the best shit ever

Used to describe something amazing, usually something new to the person describing it.

Jay: Dude, cone-ing is the best shit ever!
Mark: You say that about everything when you first find out about it.

by Seo Jay January 4, 2012

I hate everything

A statement that most tumblr girls say when seeing something they wish they hadn't.

OMG ZAYN KISSED PERRIE. I hate everything.

by motherfucker jones December 12, 2012

Mount Everest

The act of defecating in such a large quantity that your fecal matter exceeds the water in the toilet bowl

"Yo man, I pooped so much that it actually surpassed the water."
"Yeah man it's been done before, it's called a Mount Everest"

by Piss coming out of my ass November 4, 2007

The Best Damn President Ever

Donald J Trump. While the small minded libtards call him racist and sexist without any actual evidence to back them up, the remaining sane people on the planet know that Trump isn't the hero we deserve, but the one we need.

"You know who the best damn president ever is?"
"Nah bruh, who?"
"Donald J Trump, thats who."

by Kingharambe January 31, 2017

Everybody Panic!

Often used on Fark.com as a ending tag line to a headline that is used as a scare tactic by the media. The over dramatization causes the reader to feel the full effects of the sarcasm and coulis sense of humor the submitter intended for the headline.

In formal usage it can be an exclamatory phrase to express very real danger and incite chaos to the crowds causing mass damage to area's and buildings as well as the people panicking. Please don't yell "Everybody Panic" in the middle of a large crowd as it is an offense that could get you arrested. However funny it might be.

F-15 groundings have caused Alaska to depend on the Canadian Air Force for protection. EVERYBODY PANIC No really: EVERYBODY PANIC! -- Fark

by Cheez is rice April 21, 2009