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southern crotcheaux region

A more descriptive form of crotcheaux region. See crotcheaux region.
The day after Billy visited the neighborhood house of ill repute, his Southern Crotcheaux Region was burning badly.
by Coronado March 17, 2009
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Frosty Crotch

The medical condition that results from using a redneck air conditioner for too long.

Symptoms include:

Shivering
Severe agitation
An impatience to arrive at the destination
A temporary hatred for the car's owner

Generally, this condition comes around when riding in a friend's car, and they have assorted junk, change, and trinkets stuffed in all the cupholders except their own.

This condition is known to affect men more than women.
"Jerry for the love of all that is right in this world, clear out your cupholders! This milkshake is giving me frosty crotch!"
by The Irish God April 13, 2010
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hobo crotch

When a woman's pussy smells like straight up rank-ass dead fish
Hey man do you smell that?

Yeah dude, its Megan's nasty hobo crotch! It smells like week dead fish bro.
by Harry "Big" Johnson May 22, 2011
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Rumpled Crotch Syndrome

The social faux pas (similar to vpl on a lady) for a gentleman or Sloane Ranger to wear trousers which are two large resulting in creases and suspicious-looking cloth bulges in the groin area.
Sadly, however, the trousers which the Prime Minister wore to the Royal Wedding were too big; he was suffering from RCS, rumpled crotch syndrome, which afflicted the previous Tory prime minister.
by Gashed Ferret May 24, 2011
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Thermal Crotch Transition

That moment after you jump in the pool but before your genitals get adjusted to the cold water. Also for sitting down in a very hot tub.
1 - As Jimmy jumped in the pool, a thermal crotch transition occurred, and he yelled, "Ahhh my krundle!"

2 - As Jimmy sat down quickly in the hot tub, a thermal crotch transition occurred, and he yelled, "Ahh my krundle!"
by Mayo Therak Rotch June 2, 2011
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Carnivorous Crotch Crickets

Another way of saying pubic lice, or "crabs".

However the phrase is typically used to describe a promiscuous person that is highly likely to contract a Sexually Transmitted Disease.
Dude, Mary's been with so many guys she probably has carnivorous crotch crickets!
by TheSaint1984 June 23, 2011
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Zip Crotch

The uncontrollable fear of one day zipping your ballz or penis within the motion of zipping up your pants.
Person #1: Dude, Johnny looks pretty sad over there in the corner. We're at a bar talking to chicks and he's acting like a little bitch.

Person #2: He got the Zip Crotch.

Person #1: ewww nevermind. I understand.
by OJ.DID.IT. September 8, 2012
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