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Rooty Tootin' Cowboy Shootin'

The act of leaving all of your friends to go play Red Dead Redemption 2. Yeah, fuck all of y'all who do that.
"Hey guys, I'm gonna go Rooty Tootin' Cowboy Shootin', peace bitches!"
"Awww fuck off"
"Dude fuck you"
"Eat a dick"

10 day cowboy

Where a city boy dresses up as a cowboy for the 10 days of Cheyenne Frontier Days, but after it's all over they relentlessly bully all the real cowboys.
Hey there's a 10 day cowboy over there
10 day cowboy by Yeahboycowboy July 25, 2019

Driving like a cowboy 

When you drive to work and someone drives like an out of control cowboy and almost kills himself and everyone around him and then you get to the red light and that asshole is there along side you !! Boy you got far !!!!
Driving like a cowboy gets you nowhere fast !!

walk the cowboy

Man wearing a cowboy hat while his female partner is holding his legs up and fornicating him with a dildo.
My boyfriend and I are going to walk the cowboy tonight! It was the first time I was in control!

Camera Man Cowboy 

Person 1: The Camera Man Cowboy just stole my tickets again

Person 2: That fucking sucjs
Camera Man Cowboy by BigPeng26 October 11, 2021

Whipped Cream Cowboy 

A most fearless and whimsical fellow, with a penchant for making tigers purr using his playful wiles.
Raspberry Tigers sure do melt when that Whipped Cream Cowboy rolls into town.