Condominic

A person who is mysteriously able to obtain very high grades in school despite watching NBA on his laptop during classes.

Don't be a closet mugger; be a condominic.

by RandalGodwin March 15, 2011

Sound Condoms

Meaning:
Alpine MusicSafe Pro.
This is a pair of earpieces, that partially block out sound around you, so it remains audible, but not loud enough to be bad for your ears.

Emythology:
Sound Condoms obviously comes from Sound and Condom. Condoms preserve the fun and reduce the risk of what they're used for, which I'm not going to literally post here. Sound Condoms make sure you can still hear your music and enjoy it, but just reduce the chance of permanent hearing damage, just like normal condoms protect you from AIDS.

Guy1:
Aargh! That drumkit is LOUC, bro! Why don't you have hearing damage yet!?
Guy2:
I use Sound Condoms
Guy1:
Eh?
Guy2:
See? *shows the contents of his ears*
Guy1:
Ah. I get it.

by ChromeLynx May 15, 2010

100 condom challenge

When a person puts 100 condoms on their penis. When the penis enters the anus or vagina from many condoms friction occurs starting a fire in the anus. They then get the fire extinguisher, stick it in the anus, then spray to stop the fire. What they didn't know was that the fire extinguisher was actually an oil hose starting a mass fire killing everyone.

Did you se that 100 condom challenge, the sex was literally on fire.

by تاريخ إيزيس أو للاغتصاب فيالأح December 21, 2016

mega condom

The condom of gods, as they would say. The Mega Condom is a HUGE Condom made for HUGE cocks, bigger than 20 inches long and wide. It originated from Mount Olympus when Zeus accidentally mixed all the elements into a latex condom while having sex and thus created the legendary mega condom. The mega condom vibrates, has a cum-tank, and can warm while sex. Only obtainable through clearing WoW 100% and climbing Mount Olympus to obtain the legendary artifact.

"Man, did you hear about the legendary MEGA CONDOM?! IT'S FUCKING HUUUUUUUUGGGGEEEEEEEEE."

by Memelord (Undertaker) January 20, 2018

conados

a trendy way of sayin friend, homie, etc.

yo conados what the hell is up? just chillin what about you movado?

by Saldel2 January 3, 2009

Concord, MA

A town full of preppy assholes who all think they are über cool but usually are just overly enthusiastic and goody-two-shoeses.

mom: Aren't you excited to start high school at concord carlisle high school?

actual cool kid: hell no those concord, MA kids are such teacher's-pets




ex. 2:

Concord Kid: OMG lets have a party!
Other one: OMG YEAH WE CAN HAVE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!
Other other one: PURPLE MONKEYS AW!!
All: LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by wtfisedgy December 31, 2008

Condomcrat

Extrememly liberal democrats who believe the world should run on peace and love, when really in reality eternal peace and love is impossible due to human nature. They are very, very anti-military. They support gays but those idiots discredit veterens, heck they even probably even think Servicemen should be kicked on the streets to starve. Those retards believe government to forcefully enter homes to confiscate weapons (Guns, Knives) from the citizenry. Also, those condomcrats believe that we should replace military buildings with federally funded whorehouses and gay clubs.

They believe that peace and love with everyone, even hostile nations that will always hate us and be a threat to us is more important than American Nationalism and Solidarity.

Famous Condomcrats- Hillary Clinton, Jesse Jackson, Ted Kennedy.

by The Harmeister June 21, 2005