Spring-Cleaning Riddle

A long-con prank pulled on league of legends players. The riddle has no rules, and no meaning.

Erik could not figure out how to solve the spring-cleaning riddle.

by ToeJay November 9, 2020

Cleaning

1. To make a countertop spotless by snorting the white powder previously on it through a straw, sometimes made of rolled paper bills.

2. To empty a bowl filled with herbal remedies by use of fire or heat.

3. To dispose of alcohol, pills, fungus, or certain types of paper via consumption.

“What’s up with Johnny?”
“He’s been cleaning”

by Stanley Haze March 9, 2023

power clean

App that allows you to empty storage with losing info

I used Power Clean yesterday. I have 33GB more now!

by Awesome ACCURATE July 16, 2017

Clean Clean

Pogo Johnny kicked me in the head,
Aimin' for the floorboards but they picked me up instead
Through the ringing of the night before
Said, 'the engines running gotta pay a call'

Johnny drove the halftrack
'Cause we could not find the jeep
Wake me in the morning gotta get some sleep
Driving all night out of fear
Got in the ribs every time he changed gear

I'm gonna take a ride, gonna pick up the team
Gonna go where we've never been
I'm gonna, take a ride gonna pick up the team
(Pickin' up, pickin' up the team)
God you know how it's hard to keep the fighting clean
Clean clean
Clean clean
Clean clean

Pogo Johnny gonna fight the war
Chaplain in the morning at the local liquor store
Pogo coughin' bad from diesel fumes
Johnny tell the chaplain go and polish his tombs

Lying on the wasteground with a blanket on his face
Indicating that he's left the human race
Helmet open where the world came in
Gotta keep your head if you wanna win

I'm gonna take a ride, gonna pick up the team
Gonna go where we've never been
I'm gonna, take a ride gonna pick up the team
(picking up, pickin' up the team)
God you know it's hard to keep the fighting clean
clean clean
clean clean
clean clean
clean clean

Squad, quick march! Squad Dis-miss!

Clean clean
Clean clean
Clean clean
Clean clean
Clean clean

Lost a million in our very first attack
Clean clean

Don't you worry cause you know we'll get them back

Clean clean

Lost a million in our very first attack

Clean clean

Don't you worry cause you know we'll get them back

by Death Menace May 24, 2022

clean

not possessing or containing anything illegal, especially drugs or stolen goods.

"I searched him and his luggage, and he was clean"

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024

Shake and Clean

The shake and clean is when you put 20ml of Propylhexedrine Acetate (1 cotton. Acetate isn't suitable for making crystals) or 20ml of 216mg+ Propylhexedrine HCl (5ml water + 0.5ml Muriatic acid HCl submerge cotton in a beer mug, then clean Benzedrex cotton with 15ml water and have 20ml Propylhexedrine HCl solution with Lavender oil and Menthol) and 10ml of either Corn oil (corn oil isn't suitable for crystals), Charcoal Lighter Fluid (Hexanes, drinking up to 1ml is somewhat safe, but any more and bad stuff couls happen because it has trace amounts of Benzene), or n-Pentane solvent (Pure Pentane is so safe, you can drink 50ml of it and not die) and shake the plastic bottle for 1 to 5 minute. Then put it in a Ziplock Bag and drain the bottom layer and keep it and discard the top Hexanes layer. Then add 5ml to 10ml of 40% ethanol (Vodka) and maybe 1ml 99% Isopropyl Alcohol and evaporate on a Bovado Borosilicate Glass cooking dish and then freeze the liquid Propylhexedrine HCl in the freezer for an hour to make solid Propylhexedrine HCl crystals.

Tony (alien): I made Propylhexedrine HCl crystals using the shake and clean method. Acid salting.

by GreenHexagon October 10, 2024

Mr Clean

He's the reliable go to booty call that will always find time to service your vagina when you haven't had sex in so long that your pussy is accumulating cobwebs

I haven't had sex in so long, I need to make an appointment with Mr Clean

My vibrator broke so I called Mr Clean to finish the job

by Klo~D November 16, 2014