Tofu Cracker

Used an an insult against a (typically white female) self proclaimed "health guru". Usually obsessed with crystals, energy healing, and follows an extreme form of veganism (may go as far to shame any meat eater).

Health guru: "Make sure to realign yourself with Mother Earth's core every five minutes!"
Everyone else: "Ok, tofu cracker."

by satanicevil April 27, 2020

Pillow Clicker

Pillow Clicker Is a stupid clicker game made by silent quack, it's just terrible in every way possible.

person 1: hell pillow clicker sure is fun
person 2: but it's made by silent quack
person 1: oh yeah

by BoneJokes February 6, 2021

Magical Cracker

The respective counterpoint to the Magical Negro. A white character in TV or Film Media that solves all the problems of the people around them, using an unreasonably broad range of suspiciously advanced skills or just straight up magic. They are usually female, guardian-type characters with kind demeanours whom also present the constant low-level threat they might put you inside their handbag-porthole if you cross them - never to be seen again.

Julie Andrews is a two-time magical cracker actor.

by David Pakman's Onlyfans May 2, 2021

tyre clicker

A person who fills in forms on websites with no intention of purchasing the actual product and/or service.

Oh man, I called Jay three times, sent a text and an email - must've been a tyre clicker.

by fullysickwicked June 22, 2021

can clocker

A homeless man who’s occupation is servicing men in exchange for their empty beverages cans. ( Preferably works in states or provinces with bottle deposit.)

Yo Lets take all your empties to the can clocker down the block.
Hell yeah ive been collecting my cans all week!

by The_real_can_clocker September 3, 2021

Closet Cracker

A gay white person who hasn’t come out yet.

I think Gavin is a closet cracker.

by SebasV21 November 11, 2021

honkey cracker

a white person who likes to eat shite (jonathan cocker)

yo bitch you a honkey cracker

by cvhdsfjsdfsd January 26, 2022