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Milk Carton

Milk Carton - When a HUMAN BEING acts like a lost puppy, and trails the nearest person they find like a ghost.

Both referred to as Milk Carton, for 1. having the appearance of a lost child on a milk carton. Or 2. still somehow attached to their mother's tit.
Okay, you guys, we have to seriously create some insane escape route from this area…there is a Milk Carton wondering around…if he see's any of us we are all fucked for the rest of the day!! He'll never leave us alone!!
by IIIXIII313 October 23, 2011
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Carlson

A replacement for a Draguilar.
A director that seems nice for a while, but then pulls a Carlson and does something random and irrational to piss everyone off.
A Carlson is usually too young and immature to handle their job.

Can also refer to falling or tripping over yourself.
Person 1: Did you see him fall off the stage?? It was epic!
Person 2: Haha, yea he pulled another Carlson.
by Lizzardd April 4, 2008
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Carbonara

A carbonara is when three gay guys Jiz in each others ear and there anus, then they each shove carbonara in each others ear and anus
Jake- Hey bro remember how we carbonared
Kalani- yeah bro I've still got carbonara in my ear
Jack- yeah it's all up my anus still

Jake - wanna have another carbonara tonight
Jack and Kalani - fuck yeah big boi
by Street kid May 25, 2016
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Carsen

Absolutely Gay and has zero friends and likes sucking pp
Carsen throw it back then Carsen starts twerking
by CarDaSavage Brother February 15, 2020
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Tucker Carlson

When a transsexual woman’s business is showing by accident.
Hey Shanda you need to Tucker Carlson your business. Don’t be putting it out there for free like the libs!
by anonymous September 21, 2021
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Carbon-14

A black person that behaves like a niger.
He's Carbon-14.

We went over to the ballpark but most of them people are Carbon-14.

My neighbor used to be a nice guy but now he acts like Carbon-14.
by Julius Washington September 3, 2008
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carsonpookiepoo

The two, shared account owners: Farah and Zahraa, create numerous - hilarious and satire - content/videos regarding illogical, racist, transphobic behavior - expressed by Ms. Carson Gagne. I stan, and you too, (should) stan, these incredible individuals, as they have proven themselves to not only garner an amazing sense of humor, however, they are kind-hearted and selfless people in general. Let us stan them, not Carson!
Farah and Zahraa, aka: carsonpookiepoo, produced amazing content!
by carsonpookiepoostanaccount August 26, 2021
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