a term first coined by certain unscrupulous Telkom call center operators, meaning to put a caller on hold indefinitely, but then, just before the caller gives up, they give you a reference number and ask you to call back in 48 (working) hours.
operator 01: look, it's that guy calling about his line activation again!
operator 02: you better fire up the reference number generator and carpark that foo!
operator 02: you better fire up the reference number generator and carpark that foo!
by alan September 21, 2004
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Marla: Goddammit, who forgot to put the brick behind the wheel of the carphanage?
Rain: Oops!
Mystiquey: Well shits magee, Rain, there went my fishsticks!
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Marla: Goddammit, who forgot to put the brick behind the wheel of the carphanage?
Rain: Oops!
Mystiquey: Well shits magee, Rain, there went my fishsticks!
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1. A term used for extreme confusion.
2. A way to make fun of your teacher while discussing famous Latin terms.
2. A way to make fun of your teacher while discussing famous Latin terms.
Teacher- The Cuantumgibobularhinkich of the ostrioglogin is hypoloxiualar.
Kid- Carpen-duda-whatsin?
Kid- Carpen-duda-whatsin?
by Bobuthin Mc. Stingle booper May 16, 2006
Get the Carpen-duda-whatsin mug.a carpet tre is a skateboarding slang term which describes a 360 flip as very low with almost no pop at all.
Person 1: Yo dude I just 360 flipped it was awesome!!!
Person 2: You mean that gnar carpet tre you just pulled, that shit was dutty and had no stee.
Person 2: You mean that gnar carpet tre you just pulled, that shit was dutty and had no stee.
by Papageorge P October 4, 2006
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by Osama Been Laughin March 30, 2009
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by the lousyacrobat March 23, 2010
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Whenever i have sex with my girlfriend, i can feel her carpetcunt touch my penis and it makes a nice scratchy feeling
by ivynina3476 March 31, 2010
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