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pure cancer

An expression that's used when something is extremely cringey or not acceptable to have an existence. This term is mostly overused because of some angsty white teens trying to be chill.
Correct use:

"musical.ly is the pure cancer of the world."
Or:
"This post on Instagram is so shitty that it could cause pure cancer."

Incorrect use:

"My mom has got pure cancer and now she's been brought to the hospital for research."
by The very real Kim Jung Un October 16, 2017
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visual cancer

Anything toxic or crying like little youtube kids
F1. Hey man how's it going
F2. I can't see I got visual cancer
F1. I told you not to watch jake paul
by Peanut_Man December 3, 2017
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California Cancer Rule

An unspoken rule that states that:
If it exists, it is known to cause cancer in the state of California.
According to the California Cancer Rule, touching anything has a small risk of giving you cancer.
by connorp04 December 7, 2018
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eye cancer

by dadddddddddyyyyyyyyyyyyy100374 December 17, 2018
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jacko cannell

Jacko Cannell is a midget who eats kangaroo for breakfast, lunch & dinner. he is a suck-up to the footy player Nathan Cleary who plays for the Penrith panthers. he play rugby and when he scores he dances like Michael Jackson. that's why his parents named him that. Jacko Cannell is a strawberry faced loser that has the Kung flu and thinks that every girls text is more dryer than his armpits just before his weekly showers. his brain cells are more dead than AdAm SaNDleRs beard and his celebration is a plain backflip. "we get it, you know how to do a backflip. you're good at showing off." he uses the same boring excuse "that's crazy and all but I don't remember asking." watch out for all the Jacko cannells out there, if you can even see them. his tiny body won't be able to survive if you step on him.
"what's that smell?"
"is it coming from the ground?"
"no it's just Jacko cannell"
"where is he? he is so small I can even see him"
by ella nilssssss April 13, 2020
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Woke-Cancer

When people who just want to seem "woke" advocate for the death of marginalised groups.
Kobe: I dont mind chinas abuse of its citizens Normal Society: The Woke-Cancer
by bigdaddyheffpewdiepie July 14, 2020
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Get cancer

Oh fist ov legend killed me better dm him get cancer
by BrickFuJohnson August 5, 2021
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