3 definitions by ella nilssssss

robbie is a little bitch that is broke and has no friends. he is bald on the sides of his head and. has a bunch of hair on the top. he usually looks like a pineapple with his hair. he buys Ella Nilsson food which is very nice of him even tho he is a broke hoe face. robbie is a cow face that plays fortnite on the daily because he believes he is the next ninja on twitch. he has a scent of shit, eggs, butter and a tiny tiny amount of dog piss. no one at his school likes him because he cant play sport to save his life and he isnt able to have showers properly because he is like a little dyslexic child. akways remember all the robbie krauss's you meet in your life stay away cause they smell.
" omg is that robbie krauss?"
"yeah"
"omg block your noise and stay away he might have corona"
by ella nilssssss March 26, 2020
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cracker is a term used for privileged white people who have no sense of respect for other cultures and are absolute knob heads. they have no culture in them at all and sit on ground and bitch stare every one around them. They put other cultures down and then use racist terms against those cultures because they are insecure that the only "spice" they will ever use is salt.
"look at the twats"
"arent those the little crackers that everyone hates"
"yep look at the cockheads"
by ella nilssssss June 7, 2020
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Jacko Cannell is a midget who eats kangaroo for breakfast, lunch & dinner. he is a suck-up to the footy player Nathan Cleary who plays for the Penrith panthers. he play rugby and when he scores he dances like Michael Jackson. that's why his parents named him that. Jacko Cannell is a strawberry faced loser that has the Kung flu and thinks that every girls text is more dryer than his armpits just before his weekly showers. his brain cells are more dead than AdAm SaNDleRs beard and his celebration is a plain backflip. "we get it, you know how to do a backflip. you're good at showing off." he uses the same boring excuse "that's crazy and all but I don't remember asking." watch out for all the Jacko cannells out there, if you can even see them. his tiny body won't be able to survive if you step on him.
"what's that smell?"
"is it coming from the ground?"
"no it's just Jacko cannell"
"where is he? he is so small I can even see him"
by ella nilssssss April 13, 2020
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