Bradden

Cocksucker in German

Bradden = cocksucker

by Paieiksjz May 25, 2019

Braydon

Braydon is a really good friend he will always be there for you. He cares about all his friends except for his siblings annoy him. If you make him to mad he'll punch you he will especially punch annoying kids named nat... nvm

Your like a "braydon" to me

by Mr.incognito all night February 11, 2020

brandon

you’re an absolute idiot and you’re dyslexic but i love you anyways but i’ll put you down real quick if you try anything

brandon’s a bitch

by IHateBrandonSoMuch May 14, 2020

Tom Brandon

An incredibly intelligent, humerous and bloody sexy individual with a mammoth wang. People can sense this man's manliness as soon as he steps into the room.

Kate: Mmmmm, my sugar muffin is getting wet.

Graham: Ooh, do I turn you on then?

Kate: Nope. I can sense a Tom Brandon nearby. God, I want his salty sausage in my shit's creek!

by TheAngryPirate June 9, 2012

Joe Brandon

Joe Brandon was on the toilet for 5 hours

Joe Brandon: Damn this shit feels liquidy

by LachyHasAMassivePenis February 26, 2022

Let's Go Brandon

Phrase used in game popular amongst Americans of exceptionally low I.Q. that means "I have a micropenis".

Note: Women utter this phrase when they wish to secretly communicate to their ugly friends that they have an unusually large and/or deformed clitoris.

Eric: "I was checking out your junk in the hotel room before our peaceful protest at the Capitol on January 6th and your crotch looks like my Grandma's?!"

Donnie Jr.: "Let's Go Brandon!"

by SatanHeartsTrump October 27, 2021

Brandon

A synonym of Dwarf Dolphin,

To be called a Brandon is to be EXTREMELY talented at the electric guitar. To also have an undeniable love for Iron Maiden and men.

Man that Brandon is amazing, he wrote Ice Fall!

You...Dwarf dolphin!

by Dr blank January 2, 2012