today MARCH 19/ EVERYDAY = day of doug birth
happy fucking birthday you crackhead cum dumpster numskull licker
ps i fucked your sisters
happy fucking birthday you crackhead cum dumpster numskull licker
ps i fucked your sisters
by sHIT HURRICANE March 19, 2019
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by TheBlueLeo April 21, 2019
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To have a Stella birthday party.
by Hazbanger June 3, 2019
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Dana: Dude I’m not just gonna come suck your dick at your dirty ass apartment then drive you 2 hours so you can hang out w/ your parents who you pretty much still live with anyways...
Russ: Gee that’s funny cause according to this calendar it’s MY BIRTHDAY.
Dana: Fuck, you’re playin the birthday card? Aight fair enough gahaaahhaahaha
Russ: Byawwwwww
Russ: Gee that’s funny cause according to this calendar it’s MY BIRTHDAY.
Dana: Fuck, you’re playin the birthday card? Aight fair enough gahaaahhaahaha
Russ: Byawwwwww
by Rusty Spoons July 5, 2019
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Wow I just found out my golden birthday was in 2015 and as I speak it's the year 2019. This means my solar birthday is in the year 2020.
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