Amish Electrician

Completely fake or made up job, usually to impress a girl but can also be used on parents. friends or future employers.

Can also mean shoddy workmanship or a screwed up job

You told that girl at the party you are a tax lawyer? You don't even have a job. You should have told her your a freakin Amish Electrician.

You put project manager on your last resume, Jesus if your going to lie just put head Amish Electrician while you at it.

I dont think that girls dad likes you. You told him your self employed, you should have said your an Amish Electrician, it would sound more believable.

Look at this wiring job, it looks like it was done by an Amish Electrician!

by Joecoool November 2, 2010

amity

a mixed region.. made up of woodbridge (rich jews) and Bethany (the awsome hicks) and there school has mold growing in it

wow amity is a peice of shit town

by Andrew Pugliese March 3, 2004

who-am-i-kidding? condom

The sole condom, possibly past it's use-by date that is stored in the wallet of the hopelessly single.

That bitch stole my wallet! I mean seriously, what's she going to do with my expired Driver's License and who-am-I-kidding? condom

by DJNrrd June 8, 2007

Amigoid

A person in between friend and acquaintance. You know them fairly well, but don't spend time with them outside of work, school, parties... You enjoy their presence, but are not inclined to become friends.
semi-friend bullshit friend

I talk to him at school, he's kind of an amigoid

by B-Stro January 28, 2011

Amit

When you admit to doing something lit.

"Yo man, I have to Amit, I shotgunned 3 beers and threw a table off of a balcony"

by jimmyboges July 4, 2016

amish

A branch of the Anabaptist movement, commonly associated with voluntary abstention from electricity and other modern conveniences, use of plain clothes and head coverings, and an emphasis on farming. Their language, Pennsylvania Deutsch (not Dutch), is used at home and in church. Pennsylvania Deutsch is a derivative of German. Some Amish children attend Amish-only schools, while others attend public schools. They tend to be highly community and family oriented. The majority of the Amish live in central/western Pennsylvania, middle Ohio, and middle Indiana.

The Amish man did not go to war due to his beliefs.

by Lydia S. September 28, 2005

amine

Amines are organic compounds and functional groups that contain a basic nitrogen atom with a lone pair. Amines are derivatives of ammonia, wherein one or more hydrogen atoms are replaced by organic substituents such as alkyl and aryl groups.

Not to be confused with anime.

Chlorpheniramine is an antihistamine that helps to relieve allergic disorders due to cold, hay fever, itchy skin, insect bites and stings.

Anime refers to faggy cartoons that are produced in Japan and watched by emo american kids. Call it japanimation to piss them off.

by bumbleclot January 2, 2009