Amber Alert

When you find a poop left in your bed by a significant other.

I woke up this morning and Jessica had left me an Amber Alert before packing her things and leaving me.

by Ur_moms_kryptonite April 27, 2022

peterpan peanut butter alert

1. one is said to have a "peterpan peanut butter alert" when HEAVILY under the influense of cannabis (aka marijuana)

2. to "trip balls"

DUDE! im totally having a peterpan peanut butter alert!

by Mark Farry May 9, 2008

Rainbow Alert

A warning for people who may or may not be gay based on the way they talk, dress, act, etc.,

Old lady: *hears princeton from mindless behavior talking* are you sure he's straight
Granddaughter: *sighs* we'll put him on rainbow alert

by AshesMonroe August 6, 2011

nerd alert

"Urkel" without the black

My scientist neighbor is a total nerd alert.

by Billy Bob Willis October 23, 2003

The Protocols of the Alberts of Zion

The anti-Semitic conspiracy theory that Marv, Ken, and Steve control the world of sportscasting.

Protocol 1: There are no good Jewish Athletes except Sandy Koufax, and there are many Jewish sportscasters who continually give us nerdy statistics about sports on a daily basis. This shows that the Protocols of the Alberts of Zion is a real conspiracy that keeps gentiles from commenting on sports.

by ohiso.com October 13, 2006

PTS alert

An alert when PTS are near. Normally randomly stated while the PTS are close by.

Ryan and Mike were on constant PTS alert at the mall.

by Lotto23 January 31, 2005

Albertina

A brown haired and brown eyed girl who is a wanna-be.
She is the type of person that pretends to be your friend then will go behind your back and tell everyone your secrets (most likely to be BS) just to try and be popular because she is a self-centered bitch who only gives a shit about herself and wil never succede in life.

Fuck! Albertina's making up rumors again!
Wow she's such a bitch!

by carma's a bitch June 10, 2010