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Golf widow

A woman who feels that she might as well be a widow because her husband spends so much time away from her playing golf.
On weekends Cheryl is a real golf widow.
by bixby April 11, 2009
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Windows XP

Windows 2000 with a tellytubby-style GUI.
Over the hills and far away ... Windows XP comes out to play ...
by The Music Man August 29, 2006
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Windows 98

I hate to tell you "asshats" this, but Windows 98 is actually a 16 and 32-bit hybrid system. It's basically Windows 95 with IE integrated into explorer.
It crashes alot, because it's an operating system designed to run 32-bit applications, but still runs on a 16-bit subsystem, namely DOS.
Alot of instabilities, however, aren't the cause of 'Doze itself, and are usually IRQ conflicts and/or lame, fagass applications (read: AOL) being installed by the user.
Ted: What a cockup this Windows 98 is.
Bill: You try doing something better with reused code, assclown.
by nicko2k June 16, 2003
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windows 98

Windows 98 - 32 bit code written for a 16 bit system with an 8 bit connection and a 4 bit processor by a 2 bit company who cannot stand 1 bit of competition
Windows 98 was Microsoft's abortion
by Dark_Swan May 31, 2006
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Windows Live Movie Maker

A new version of Windows movie maker for the release of Windows. However, it's even crappier that the last version. It has much less functionablity, with the same frequency of crashes. It's even less easy to use, unless you're doing a slideshow with some song you have lying around on your computer, you're going to have difficulty working with it. The only thing going for it is that it supports a large number of video formats instead of just like two Windows developed formats.
When I saw Microsoft had developed a new video editor, Windows Live Movie Maker, I thought that it could be an improvement over the failure of the last version. HOW WRONG WAS I?
by Indigo_Montoya October 8, 2011
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weekday widow

A wife that does not have interaction with her husband during the week due to pressing obligations at work and irresponsible bullshit on the personal side
Wife: I never see you anymore during the week because you are never home or paseed out in the bedroom

Husband: My boss is breaking my balls at work and that Damned Bowling league! We'll catch up this weekend. For now you are going to have to be a weekday widow
by Rocky Feather Toes January 11, 2017
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Sugar Widow

A sugar widow is a woman who was once a sugar baby, but has decided to leave the sugar bowl for "normal" relationships. Once she starts dating men her own age who are not financially well off, she ruins the relationships, citing "he's too cheap/doesn't give me an allowance" without realizing other women her age are able to have relationships and even marry just fine.
Once Mary turned 30 and realized her maternal clock is ticking down, she started looking for a husband as she wanted to start a family before it was too late. She realized she was a Sugar Widow since her standards were so high, only 0.1% of the men her age would qualify by their wealth, and competition for these select few men were very high.
by bluelunarmonkey November 27, 2020
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