Who's A Good Boy?

The one singular question that dogs still have to this day.

Because Who is the good boy? Am I the good boy? Is it you? Yes you the one reading this? You may be the good boy after all! But we will never know...

The owner never clarifies who the damn good boy is, so the dog is left now questioning it's whole life if it were the good boy or not....

Don't do this to your dog.... tell them who the good boy really is... unless they're a girl...

Owner: Who's a good boy?

Dog: *thinking* damn it Carol don't fucking test me again, this is 5th time today you've told me this and I still don't know who the hell is a good boy, it could that little fucker over there you call your "son"

by Joloxsa Xenax July 22, 2017

What color is a carrot

Carrot? I think it’s uhhh, I think it’s uhhh, I think it’s a carrot. Uhhhh I don’t know bout carrots. I don’t know none bout that.

Hey beetlejuice “what color is a carrot?”
“Carrot? I think it’s uhhhh, I think it’s uhhh, a carrot?? I don’t know nothin bout carrots. I don’t know nothin bout that“

by Definitely not Amalia August 24, 2020

Whinging

When your lips are moving and you're complaining about something.

Whinger: "she strapped me down on a bed, she stripped me naked, and put leeches on me."
Badass: "what are you whinging about?"

by Jillian_fae August 21, 2017

I mean what

a phrase that you add just after saying something that you wouldn't necessarily say out loud

man, if it doesn't snow, I'm gonna kill a baby...I mean, what?

by deuces and shrooms February 3, 2004

That’s what she said

The best joke ever created, popularized by the NBC show “The Office”. Famously said a lot by the character Michael Scott.

Dwight: I can’t believe you came.
Michael: That’s what she said.

by TotallyNotHudson November 13, 2019

third wheel

Someone out of a trio whom is seemingly the least relevant.

Me and my two friends were hanging out at the mall and I was the third wheel half the time.

by bitstripslang September 21, 2016

what's that when it's at home?

request to simplify the language, avoid fancy titles etc. uses the idea that at home, people don't bother trying to sound impressive. calling a spade a spade.

"i'm an italian cuisine delivery expert"
"what's that when it's at home?"
"pizza boy"

by hepburn May 14, 2008