walking blowjob

Someone who is a waste of space, where the load required to conceive them would've been better off swallowed during a blowjob, but that person is unfortunately living and breathing alongside the rest of society instead.

"I can't stand Roxie... She's a spoiled, inconsiderate and judgmental trust fund baby, when if you take away her looks and daddy's money, she's just a walking blowjob with an IQ lower than her shoe size."

"They would be delighted to tell you how suave they were at the drop of a hat/There was three of 'em/One of 'em thought she was a beauty queen/
The other one was a walking blowjob/And then there was a skinny girl"
-Frank Zappa, Jazz Discharge Party Hats (where I got the word from)

by edw007 May 19, 2021

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COOLEST PERSON ALIVE!!
this bitch simps for a guy with ginger pubes and weird bungee jump dogs??!!

they also love simping for an h2o band and is bffs with liv and other people 💅

they also love crying over 2D characters who doesn’t know she exists!!1

“have you heard of this account called ‘walking.waste.of.bandages’?”

“ugh yes. i heard they love blocking liv and spams her story with anime shit!!”

by AMBERSBESTIENAMEDLIV July 6, 2021

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