Holy Angel University

a worthless learning institution, with high-rise buildings full of crappy equipment.

Hey, Rianne's studying at Holy Angel University. She's wasting all of her money there.

by Jonathan Tipay July 16, 2010

Bob Jones University

a small university known for totalitarian Christian fanaticism, racism, brainwash education and bans on most popular forms of music, TV, and movies rated above G, interracial love relationships, and "different" clothing and hair styles.

Bob Jones University is a fascist school.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 5, 2006

Bryant University

A beautiful business and liberal arts school located in Smithfield, Rhode Island. A large majority of students did get into Bentley but chose Bryant for its friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Truly a fun school were the students play hard and work hard to achieve the character of success.

Bentley finds it necessary to insult Bryant because they have nothing better to do.

"Why did you choose Bryant University over Bentley?"
"The academics seemed just as good, Bryant University just felt like home while the people at Bentley were very stuck up and rude "

by golden34 June 20, 2011

University of Michigan

(1) Best school in Michigan, one of the Public Ivy Leagues, with medical, business and engineering schools in the top ten. World renowned professors and researchers.

(2) Does not seriously consider Michigan State a rival, despite MSU's sad, desperate, single-sided rivalry with UM. No, seriously.

(3) Used interchangeably with Ann Arbor.

State kids: "The University of Michigan sucks. The kids are snobs and I wouldn't want to go there anyway. In fact, I was accepted but chose not to go, this way I can party my way through college and become employed by a University of Michigan graduate; I believe this makes me the bigger person."

UM kids: "Ohio State sucks."

State kids: "Ann Arbor's a whore."

UM kids: "If Ann Arbor's a whore, why didn't you get in?"

by Bill Biz February 28, 2011

villanova university

Vanilla Nova...the whitest richest school in PA

VU kids are as white as vanialla wafers

by JMUer May 13, 2005

Georgia State University

A large urban research university located in downtown Atlanta, Georgia with a secondary campus in Alpharetta. Georgia State consists of over 30,000 undergraduate and graduate students, and is renowned globally for its J. Mack Robinson College of Business, the College of Law, and College of Arts and Sciences, among others. Georgia State has traditionally been known as a commuter school with many students taking night classes, but more recently has become a destination university for students fresh out of high school. Georgia State is moving towards a more traditional campus feel. This effort is helped by the recent construction of dorms and the new football program.

Hey, where are you going to college?" "I'm going to Georgia State University." "Cool, I heard they're starting a new football program." "Yeah, I'm going to be in the marching band. I'm really excited."

by Jothcra June 7, 2010

Montclair State University

Awesome students and horrible teachers and staffing. Unfortunately the president is too obsessed with creating buildings in her image than fixing up the important ones that are falling apart.
Even when given a choice to name a building after the great (and still alive) Stephen Colbert, the university did not realize how this could quite possible help the school look better in the eyes of the students and denied them the right to a fair vote.
Also the school newspaper fights with the SGA by suing them and having the students pay the lawsuits.
It's a great place to become an alcoholic

Montclair State University spends money making shitty buildings and letting the important ones (aka the dorms) fall apart (aka, everything breaks)

Montclair State University bought a drug dog because their previous shitty actions led students to become drug addicts

by Need_A_Real_School April 12, 2009