Trump Clause

In an employment agreement, this is the part of the legal document that denies you the opportunity to take your grievance to court, and instead forces you to agree to arbitration.

My employer fucked me over royally, but due to the Trump Clause in my employment agreement, I have to be sodomized by an arbitrator instead of taking them to court.

by Bogrimm October 26, 2017

Trump U!

Rallying cry of entitled, bigoted, misogynistic white males when faced with the prospect of actual informed political discourse.

When faced with facts, the office troll started spluttering "Trump U! Trump U!" as he was escorted to HR.

by JazzMeaner November 9, 2016

The Donald Trump

When a person is passed out you shave the middle of their head and jizz in their hair and combover the bald spot

When JJ passed out from drinking we gave him The Donald Trump

by Blood Massacre January 16, 2006

Trump Jungen

The young followers of Donald Trump. Similar to those that followed Hitler, called the Hitler Youth or Hitler Jungen.

The Hitler Youth or Hitler Jungen used to embody hatred and bigotry, but they can now be replaced by the Trump Jungen.

by Nipple master November 15, 2016

Trump Cult

The truth only comes from Trump
You think Trump is honest and always tells the truth.
The inability to think for yourself
All negative news about Trump is fake, no matter how much evidence there is to support it
Obsessively saying how great Trump is

The worship of Trump

The Trump cult is on twitter again, defending all of Trump's nefarious acts and loving them.

by Tremaway February 22, 2017

Trump Job

A person who is performing oral sex, first eats a bag of cheetos. They then proceed without washing hands or rinsing their mouth.

My penis is very orange, just like president elect Donald Trump, because my girlfriend gave me a trump job.

by The Real Donald J Trump December 4, 2016

Trump Moment

Replacing the term "Blond moment." This is a moment so utterly idiotic, that it can easily be compared with the idiocy surrounding and embodying Donald trump.

I was going to get something, but I had a Trump Moment

by Jacomo Dingle January 18, 2017