Flat Top

To stay behind in a foreign country while on a work related trip and abandon all of your responsibilities without saying anything to anyone in order to chase a girl only to come home five weeks later to find you no longer have a job and your cat hates you.

He is not on the plane, did Alex say goodbye to anyone? No, he totally flat topped. Well, I hope she isn't pregnant.

by the juggler November 20, 2013

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muffin top

A medical condition in which an individual has an abdomen that overlaps the belt line, front and back, in a shape that resembles the top of a carefully baked muffin.

Pointing an individuals possession of a well defined muffin top may result in dangerous reactions. See LAK

Did you guys see the muffin top on that portly fellow that just waddled by us?

by Doctor Chuck April 30, 2009

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Rocky top

Crystalized semen on a woman's breasts after receiving a pearl necklace

After passing out from drinking too much red wine, Maria awoke to a Rocky Top on both breasts

by jimmybarb December 12, 2009

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top gangsta

Common misconception of OG, "Original Gangsta".

Meaning the lead ganster. The Shotcaller.

The top gangsta wants you to stab this person.

by WillGtl September 30, 2006

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hummingbird top

Little kisses on the top of a dickhead

I didn't want a blowjob, so she gave me some hummingbird top

by coonsauce March 18, 2020

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Carrot Topped

To lose a fight to a Ginger Haired male that used to be small/weedy in High School, but has now beefed up on the sauce (steroids), to become an even uglier looking Ginger, but with muscles and strength to boot. Said Beefcake lost all credits of being class clown.

"Wow, Chaz was so popular in school... I bet he didn't see himself being Carrot Topped by Schleprock Malone 10 years ago"

"Oh my God, that ugly fucking ginger haired freak was Carrot Topping that mofo!"

by Ginger_Lover March 7, 2010

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