Toothpasting

It is a drug craze which consists of youngsters spreading toothpaste over their nipples to achieve a high. It happens due to an opiate like chemical present in toothpaste plus the amount of blood that circulates close to the nipples, allowing it to be absorved easily. This causes several health problems if done regularly if done frequently for long periods of time, such as addiction.

John and his friends were caught toothpasting by their parents, and sent to rehabilitation.

by John Pingas October 14, 2012

Toothpasting

The act of rubbing toothpaste (mostly of the mint variety) on ones nipples to achieve an opium-like high.

Me - My Dad asked me where all of the toothpaste was this morning.
Friend- Dude he totally knows you have been toothpasting all day!

by weaselandahalf October 15, 2012

tooched

gettin hella baked lmao

"dude i'm fuckin tooched"

by Dank Magician December 8, 2013

toothpaste fagot

Any YouTuber who has dyed there hair

Ninja is a toothpaste fagot

by Omegacannon October 18, 2018

mud tooth

noun

1. A tooth that is discolored in any way.

I wonder if her breath stinks because of that mud tooth.

by sean anonymous December 9, 2008

mambo tooth

a black toni baby with two sharp baby teeth and a petrified bun composed of spherical hair clusters on the back of it's head

Mambo Tooth will meet me at the park & ride at 7:30 pm

by dsignature January 28, 2009

8x10 Toolshed

1. Matthew Inman, writer for the hilarious "The Oatmeal" website, as described by a nonfan on May 21, 2011. This is the opinion of merely one man, an employee at Lowe's who apparently enjoys his life of selling toilets and driving forklifts inside giant warehouses, seeing as The Oatmeal is the worlds leading source in 3rd grade humor and grammar awareness.

2. A Complete and utter tool, and most likely a douchebag as well. See: DJ Pauly D

1. "I am too stupid to understand your sense of humor. Thus, you are officially an 8x10 Toolshed."

2. "God, watching Jersey Shore is like watching a documentary of the inventory at Lowe's: Totally overstocked with 8x10 Toolsheds."

by swall67 July 9, 2011