Ladybug lands on you

Only happens when your financial future looks bright and you are about to be approved for a quarter million. To ensure this happens, you must give your husband endless blowjobs and sex until the approval actually comes or else you may end up disappointed by the decision

A ladybug lands on you. So take off your pants.

by Scongeeli August 24, 2018

land-so-grotty

Onomatopoeia; Lanzarote, island in the Spanish Canaries located in the Atlantic ocean.

Bob: "I'm off one me hols next week"

Ted: "where you going?"

Bob: "Land-so-grotty" Lanzarote

by catfuckerman July 18, 2011

land of the infinate tinkles

place were you go potty

i think its time to visit the land of the infinate tinkles

by meaghan bell November 21, 2004

stranger in a strange land

Masturbation technique in which a person numbs his or her hand (with ice or by cutting off circulation) before using it to masturbate. This creates the sensation that another person's hand is doing the stimulation.

Eric was feeling particularly lonely so he decided to go "stranger in a strange land" before swabbing his joystick.

by RongoRongoMu October 20, 2008

Sky Land T-shirt

Sky Land T-shirt - cheap T-shirts you can

Buy from your local corner store / Arab store .... also see Gemrock and Anvil

They are cheaper than your Fruit of the Loom or Hanes

Leroy : hey Johnny I'm going to the corner

Store you want anything ?

Johnny : yeah bring me back a white Sky Land T-shirt in 2 XL and Bic Lighter .

by Blu_leef March 19, 2023

fuckin queer land

A more derogatory term for a gay bar.

Don't walk over there, it's fuckin queer land!

by Qui Long July 9, 2009

Far Lands 2 Amnisica

A medieval fantasy roleplaying game filled with various races and erotic. It is ran by an Inner circle and was created by the same developers who made After The Flash, an apocalyptic roleplaying game that shares many aesthetics and aspect.

Sir Flour: Please m'lady let me suck your toes with radical intent while I listen to Tyler The Creator on Far Lands 2 Amnisica

M'Lady: No fuck off knight

by MiamiPussy October 4, 2020