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goon

a goon is a person who does anything a person says. backing one person up in a conversation. a goon is like a persons minion.
sam: says shampoo is bad for you
harry: no its not!
jayden: backs up sam and sides with him
harry: ur so his goon!
by yuuyuyuy987435 April 28, 2021
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Moon Gooning

Not to be confused with the Sun Gooning. It is a practice for when you sit too long to stretch your Moon Hole. Requires Elk blood and a Moon Goon license. Developed by Soup and the Goons.
"Bruh my Moon Hole hurts."
"Hey, I got some Elk blood and peyote; we can Moon Gooning to help that."
by ThrobbinElFuego December 1, 2023
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flicker gooning

When someone puts a pinky in their urethra whilst they flick their penis while gooning.
My friend lasts 7 seconds flicker gooning.
by Hehshdndocicucc May 22, 2024
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Syrian Gooning

A method of suicide gooning used to protest against Isreal.
Did you see the mass Syrian Gooning live on CNN last night?
by Diddy1888 November 24, 2024
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Power Gooning

1. When you be gooning, and you start jorking your peanits for REAL REAL!

2. You tape a reciprocating saw to your penis, and turn it on to start the Power Gooning session.
"Yo, when did you start Power Gooning?"

"JIm, I haven't seen my family in 5 days, I've been on that hot streak thanks to twitter.com."
by Power Gooner 5090TI February 1, 2025
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looks gooning

cumming on your own face and rubbing it in
Oh your skin looks so good what moisturizer do you use

Well I’ve been looks gooning

So… Cum?

Yes
by RCFMO August 29, 2024
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goon squad

the homeless coons on dayz who are known for talking hella shit then failing miserably
yo you see what happened to goon squad?

nah what happened?

we wiped there shit then gave it back, then took it again.
by white_supremacy445 April 2, 2022
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