Bank

A bored wank (masturbating). Usually done when you have nothing else to do or don't want to do anything. Can also happen in the middle of porn when it starts getting shit.

I tried to think of what to do today, then I have up and just had a bank.

I saw this pornstar sucking off some dude but it got boring, so I just banked through it.

by Faxtron April 6, 2019

Andrew Banks

A rapist, a faggot, very short, drives a prius, perhaps scum of the earth

God I can’t imagine being as gay as Andrew Banks

by ccajbjb September 17, 2019

kenny banks

a weirdo that likes to put kids in duffle bags with a pebble in there pockets

dont pull a kenny banks

by Thaddis September 17, 2019

I’m running an entire bank on my laptop

Typical excuse when shit goes wrong. Even when you’re in the cloud.

Them: why are you getting an error?

You: I’m running an entire bank on my laptop.

by JajajajaDoplhin October 3, 2019

canadian piggy bank

When you owe someone a sum of money, but instead of giving it to them directly you leave it in a hidden place where they are guaranteed to find it. The owed party will initially be angry due to not getting paid in person, and the owing party will have to respond with "I'm sorry" the next time they meet, like a true Canadian.

I left Jake's money ia a Canadian piggy bank. I hope he finds it before he finds me.

by sad_pizza October 7, 2019

spank bank

What you accuse your co-workers of compiling when they take a work-related photo of you.

Hey Lauren, you're keeping that picture you took of me installing the exhibition on the second floor for your spank bank, hm?

by 2girls1account October 14, 2019

bank eater

A word turning into slang offensive words such as idgas or anyone who really goes to a hotel using (NIGGA) Also replaced as Nothing in games gear apple.

The bank eater sucked my busta

by Dogmilk57 Nightcore August 27, 2019