When you go to the bar, and get the fattest ugliest bitch ( she HAS to be at least 300 pounds) just wasted as fuck, hit on her all night, make her pooter tingle, and then bring her back to your pad. Right when your about to fuck, she goes doggystyle and you jam your dick into her anus. The moment you are inside, you bend down and stare her directly in the eyes and say " you are the fattest, ugliest bitch I have ever seen and you fucking disgust me, and I have aids " ...
Then you proceed to hold on for dear life inside of her, while she bucks, jumps, and thrashes in a desperate attempt to toss you off. If you can hold on for ten seconds or longer, consider yourself in the top league of whale rodeo.
20 seconds or longer, you are a literal lord.
Then you proceed to hold on for dear life inside of her, while she bucks, jumps, and thrashes in a desperate attempt to toss you off. If you can hold on for ten seconds or longer, consider yourself in the top league of whale rodeo.
20 seconds or longer, you are a literal lord.
" I'm gonna head down to the crusty cunt and find myself a water Buffalo to rodeo whale fuck tonight boys "
" 20 fucking seconds boys!! Bow down to your lord and savior mother fuckas !! "
" fuck I got tossed out the window by big Bertha last night trying to go for gold "
" yall down to find some whales to rodeo fuck boys!? "
" 20 fucking seconds boys!! Bow down to your lord and savior mother fuckas !! "
" fuck I got tossed out the window by big Bertha last night trying to go for gold "
" yall down to find some whales to rodeo fuck boys!? "
by Skinnydick69treway March 7, 2021
Get the Rodeo Whale fuckmug. by BPGZ February 25, 2009
Get the Dolphin Whale Syndromemug. 1. A flaming whale shit
2. A retard who stinks like shit
3. Something you say one can use to spread out a crowd
2. A retard who stinks like shit
3. Something you say one can use to spread out a crowd
1. Is that a real flaming whale turd?
2. That flaming whale turd needs to take a shower a grow a brain
3. I swear i feel like throwing in a flaming whale turd to get this line moving.
2. That flaming whale turd needs to take a shower a grow a brain
3. I swear i feel like throwing in a flaming whale turd to get this line moving.
by Dont_Ask May 26, 2010
Get the Flaming whale turdmug. It's when your eating a clean shaved pussy and that one hair that she forgot to shave is the size of a whale and gets stuck in between your teeth.
by Jungle jack booma October 22, 2014
Get the Hairy whale toothmug. by Light Joker December 6, 2004
Get the (as) fat as a beached whalemug. by BeEnTaKeN4aMuG February 20, 2003
Get the punky whalemug. Wrapping your dong all the way around your wrist to the point of reconnection. Resulting in something resembling a whale skin watch.
by Me1017 October 21, 2008
Get the Whale skin watchmug.