statusfied

When you catch up with the Joneses.

When you are finally happy with your status in life.

Man, I was feeling a little insecure until I bought that new Lexus - now I am completely statusfied.

by DCDevo July 31, 2009

statusy

Describing any object, person, or thing pertaining to a facebook status.

Drew: Suck my statusy dick

Laura: is that even a word?

by youre an asshole laura August 16, 2009

statusticion

Someone who writes facebooks statuses for a living.

Jules is my statusticion because he is soooo fuckin' funny!

by RebeccaYannetti September 20, 2009

Statusjacked

See Status Thief. The act of having your witty, well thought out Facebook status used by a Facebook friend.

BOB: "Jon posted the greatest status on facebook about his uncle's Rash."

JEFF: " WHAT? I posted that weeks ago, I have been statusjacked."

by J-Saturn January 18, 2010

statisticsing

The attempt at correctly applying statistical theory on an ECON 250 finale exam, however often failing miserably to do so.

Good luck on your final exam! Happy statisticsing.

by Loung3r April 25, 2010

Statuspam

n. Status updates from one person posted in rapid succession, often with unimportant/repetitive information.

Use of word: "Dude! My news feed is flooded with statuspam! That guy posted 27 times in the last 3 minutes!"

Examples of statuspam: "John Smith is on facebook" later, "John Smith is talking to people on facebook" after a moment, "John Smith is going to stop talking to people on facebook now." etc.

by theasianboi June 22, 2010

Status Jumping

Status jumping is a skill used by many facebookers to prevent a creeper from creepin on ones facebook. The status jumper starts a conversation on one status and then continues it on another status making creepers confused.

Facebooker #1 writes on status 1: hey guyz what time we going to movies tonight?
Creeper: 'yesss what time are you going to the movies tonight'
Status jumping Facebooker #2 writes on different status: 9 PM facebooker.

by BookFacee July 6, 2010