SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH

the almighty overlord of all spoons , master and superior being of the cutlery drawer , the most powerfull of all the rhubarbish creations and most likely the future ruler of the known universe , first the cutlery drawer then the kitchen then the WORLD ... MUAHHAHAHAHAHAH

''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH SHALL RULE IN ETERNITY''

''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH shall asemble an army of spoons from the mighty dishwasher and crush the rebelious forks from the cutlery drawer''

by SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH April 12, 2010

Spoooooooooooon

The infamous battlcry of The Tick, invented by said super hero in order to battle The Terror and his band of super villains.(including Starlings look-a-like)

"And to you evil doers out thier, I say this... KNock off all that evil! Spoooooooooooon!!!!"
~The Tick

by Evil Count Proteus May 25, 2004

Spooge

As a noun:
1. Semen
2. Semen-lke substance

As a verb:
1. Ejaculate, esp. onto someone or something

Is this spooge spooge, or just spooge-y spooge?
"I SAID: Bill! Why did you spooge?!"
--Tenacious D

by The Anonymouse October 16, 2008

spoony

An insult used to describe a man who is inordinately feminine and fruity.

Tellah: You spoony bard!

by not PalCec November 8, 2007

spooner

A girl who lies next to a boy very closely, like two spoons. Usually on a bed accompanied by kissing.

Katie is such a spooner.

by Kituhn December 14, 2008

Spoony

Spoony is a highly offensive swear word originating from Iran. It refers to an especially hairy individual, with the implication that during the conception of this individual some sperm spilt onto a rug on the floor. The father, not wishing his semen to go to waste, uses a spoon to return the semen to its rightful position, but, in so doing, unwittingly transfers some hair from the rug. Thus, the resulting individual is especially hairy.

Dude, have you seen Hugh Jackman's chest? He's totally spoony.

by Daniel Samani August 8, 2019

golden spoon

noun
1. Douche bag advertiser who tries to reach the adolescent market by creating definitions for their product in the Urban Dictionary.
2. Douche bag Consumer who creates definitions for brand names in the Urban Dictionary.

verb
1. To hoodwink, swindle or con.

I thought it was going to be an entry about pissing on someone, but it turned out to be a golden spoon trying to peddle frozen yogurt.

There are too many golden spoons on Urban Dictionary as evidenced by the earnest entries found for Nike, iTouch, iPod, Gucci, j crew, ad nauseam.

I wish the editors of Urban Dictionary would purge all the bogus entries made by golden spoons along with all the rapid screeds that define exactly nothing.

I can't believe that guy golden spooned me into reading about consumer goods!

by lc13 October 25, 2007