Salty

Pissed,mad, upset

Max: Shut up
Sky: Max you so salty you can turn a lake into an ocean

by _fantasy.kingdom_ June 25, 2016

Salty Waffle

During analysis sex tickle your partner to tighten their Anus and pull out abruptly prolapsing said Anus. Finish ejaculating on the bottom of your timberland waffle patern boots, step into a pile of salt, the finish by stepping on the prolapsed anus. This will leave your partner with a salty waffle.

She was acting up around his friends so he gave her a Salty Waffle.

by InsincereApology August 1, 2016

Salty Nugget

A sexual act in which a man has his partner shave his scrotum while blindfolded. His scrotum and penis is then smeared in butter, then heavily salted; after which, the couple has intercourse.

The Salty Nugget also refers to an obscene insult used by frycooks.

Partner 1: "Babe can you give me your Salty nuggets tonight?"
Partner 2: "Sweety, you know you got an infection last time."

Frycook: "You're a good for nothing Salty nugget, fuck off and kill yourself."

by Cybro113 October 3, 2016

salty

Maya mihajlovic

Maya mihajlovic is a salty person just like Paul-emile Chapuy

by showbob August 28, 2017

Salty siren

When you ejaculate into your partners mouth unexpectedly...then they scream and scurry away.

I totally gave my girl the salty siren last night!!

by MST221 June 16, 2017

salty pony

Salty Pony: paint your penis Orange to resemble a carrot then get a deepthroat, pull out once your member is covered spit and dip it in salt, then finnaly sodomized your spouse. -T.F.

Dude I just gave her a salty pony after we got wasted

by Lonelydude101TF November 21, 2017

salty nigga syndrome

When a guy talks shit about a girl he used to date/like that doesn’t want him.

Gina: Hey Ruth, I heard Luke was talking shit about you.

Ruth: Whatever. He just has salty nigga syndrome.

by Franco The Kid June 1, 2018