Kermit Slide

An event where a group of guys cover a slip and slide in lime jello and with a naked midget at the end. Common in fraternity initiations and gay pride events

Did you see that fraternity, The Quard, held a fund raiser buy doing Kermit Slides??? That was the gayest thing I had ever seen.

by Drite007 July 24, 2011

dick slide

The act of writing on a keyboard with your penis in a flippant, comical, nonsensical way.

Jeff: fsdasdhf;jsdlgkjsdfgl;kdf;lg
Steve: Dude, did you just dick slide?
Jeff: HAHA YE. I FUCKLEN CALPED UPT A GUDASS DIC SLID.

by MyPenisIsTooSmallToDickSlide September 28, 2011

Hot Solid

steamy shit.

Dude. There's some hot solid in my tossed salad.

by HOGEZIHORN October 6, 2011

Madalena Slide Tackle

A two-footed, studs-up slide tackle on your own teammate that results in an injury to the lower leg.

Lad broke his leg because of a Madalena Slide Tackle.

by ThereIsOnlyOneLadsFC December 7, 2017

Fresh Slide

A reference to a hot, fresh turd. Another colloquial way to express your need to take a shit.

Right back. Fresh slide. Yo!

Carl was late for his class as he had to stop for a fresh slide.

That wine last night gave me a fresh slide this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017

yelena.soldier

Someone who's always losing followers

" lmao look on yelena.soldier's story , they lost more followers"

by Sukunatopmeplease February 27, 2022

The Soldiers Minute

The soldier’s minute: In a battle, that’s all you get. One minute of everything at once. And anything before is nothing. Everything after: nothing. Nothing in comparison to that one minute.

The Soldiers Minute, you can never look back, but must look forward.

by TheRussian47 April 25, 2022