Secret Life of Pets 2

A sequel so bad that not even the parents of the people who wrote liked it

I would rather jump off a bridge than watch the Secret Life of Pets 2.

by Mo0fin November 22, 2021

semeta

semeta mean beautiful,kind,honest,loving,caring and clean

semeta is kind, love and caring person she is a very beautiful person have so many thing to say about her just camt explain it all will jus of to meet her yourself. when you are talking about hard working your call her name she will do anything to put food on the table not talking sex or anything like that but you what i mean .

by torraine titus November 23, 2021

Secret spunk

The act of waiting for someone to fall asleep to secretly squirt man milk on the unsuspecting villains face

I managed to secret spunk Cameron the other day it was funny af

by The spunk man November 26, 2021

Secret spunk

The act of ejaculation on a sleeping unsuspecting victim similar to soggy biscuit it is where you cum on a face of your friend or enemy when they are asleep

I totally am lookin forward to doing a secret spunk on Cameron

by The spunk man December 1, 2021

Secret Spice

The act of two individually happily married people (usually friends), who both have found their monogamous sexual relationship with their spouse to have grown stale. To “secretly spice” up their sex lives by coming together to get the excitement and arousal of a first time encounter again.

Usually friends as the secret spice is built on trust that neither of each participant will risk the others happy marriage. Both participants must know that is purely for a exciting sexual encounter , but not relationship forming as both participants are simply bored with their current sex inside there otherwise happy marriage,

You need some secret spice in your life

by Curator of life December 4, 2021

Secretary special

A secretary special is preferably a vanilla latte with a drizzle of cum. Any coffee substitute will do however the cum is necessary.

“Hey babe, do you want a secretary special?”
“I went to get my boss their coffee… I gave them a secretary special.”

by Cumquatch January 18, 2022

Secret Booty juice

The act of putting foreign liquids (usually alcohol) into someone’s ass, stirring it around and then having said individual shit it out into cups before a party and then watching as members of the party drink out of the cups unknowing of the process in which the drink was made.

“Bro I think there’s secret booty juice in this cup”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022