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secret squirrel

A crazy person. Often the secret squirrel seems almost normal in society, but a look inside his home will show just how squirrely he is. Sometimes the secret squirrel also has a large hoard of items no sensible person would collect.
Kevin is totally a secret squirrel. I bet he has mountains of bottle caps in his bedroom.
by Sam Packwood June 12, 2007
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secret sixth

Reverse on a five-speed manual transmission. Drivers mistakenly shift up from fifth into a "secret" sixth gear, which is actually reverse.
I can't give you a ride to practice today. Jack tried to put it in secret sixth when he borrowed my car on Saturday, and now it has no transmission.
by Blackwolf Morrow October 21, 2008
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secret hairs

the hairs growing out of your dick hole.
"I have way more secret hairs than Eddy does"
by terdfuck January 31, 2009
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secretive crust

the crusty goop that lies within the anus cheeks of a dirty mexican. its secretive because nobody talks about the crust.
girl, i was in the middle of fucking him and i realized he had some secretive crust all up in his ass.
by uncapher25 March 24, 2012
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Security

That which usually decreases the progression of humanity as it usually prevents people from making a positive impact on the world around them.
Security is the enemy of progress.
by Dubiks February 10, 2019
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sechito

"sechito is the best user on twitter"
"OMG IKR HE MAKES THE BEST FANCAMS"
by THEE SECHITO October 11, 2020
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