The Corndog Story
there once was three bums outside of a restaurant. Two of the bums dared one of the bums to go in and beg for food. He goes inside and sees a lady. He goes up to her and begs for food she says only if you fuck me in the back room. He says ok. when they get there he really did not want to do it so he looks to the side and sees some corn dogs she turned around he stuck the corn dog in her ass she said "oh" because she thought it was his dick she said "do that again" so he did it again he threw them out the window because they came out red so he got all he can eat he went out side and he said guys i got all i can eat they said so we got two condogs with ketchup
there once was three bums outside of a restaurant. Two of the bums dared one of the bums to go in and beg for food. He goes inside and sees a lady. He goes up to her and begs for food she says only if you fuck me in the back room. He says ok. when they get there he really did not want to do it so he looks to the side and sees some corn dogs she turned around he stuck the corn dog in her ass she said "oh" because she thought it was his dick she said "do that again" so he did it again he threw them out the window because they came out red so he got all he can eat he went out side and he said guys i got all i can eat they said so we got two condogs with ketchup
by r4nd0mh3r06 May 3, 2009
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Joey was triple dog dared to give Aggie a Christmas Story Miracle, he was stuck to her coochie for hours.
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Since humans have a way of telling stories that makes another group the bad guys, most stories are too good to be true stories, whether they are stories you hear often about triumphant European groups, or stories about the triumph of other groups than Europeans.
If the (American) Indians had invaded and took over Europe, the stories of the triumph of their human spirit would sound like bullshit to Europeans because they would know it was the way the Indians were telling history. The Indians would also know the dehumanized European stories of survival and oppression in the Indian's new world were bullshit too, since any group of humans can tell a too good to be true story, making another group sound like the most inhuman pieces of shit that ever lived, the bible has plenty of them. The reality is each and every group is as human and as inhuman as the next, there is no more or less human group, not the oppressor, not the oppressed. There are no innocent, pure humans, innocent applies only to animals. Groups of oppressed people have also raped, tortured, and killed each other, and members of other groups, even if plenty of bad shit happened to them too, no matter how good a movie/book makes their group or their story look. If an American Indian or an Aboriginie tells a story, their audience shouldn't not question the full story because it was told by a rare living member of an Indian or Aboriginie group because their group is few in numbers, any more than they shouldn't not question a story told by an Anglo-Saxon.
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Sam and Jade got home from a date. Sam threw Jade on the bed and ripped his clothes off. Jade lifted up her dress. Sam jabbed his penis into Jade. Jade let out a load moan. Jade grabbed a dildo from her bed and shoved it in her ass. Sam kept going and fucking Jade as hard as he could. Sam’s penis was covered in cum. Sam pulled out. Jade started matsurbating. She shoved her middle finger in her vagina and wriggled it around. John grabbed his penis in an up and down motion. Over and over. Jade looked at the door to see one of her kids sitting there masturbating with cum everywhere. Jade started licking the floor for her 9 year old’s cum.
Sam and Jade got home from a date. Sam threw Jade on the bed and ripped his clothes off. Jade lifted up her dress. Sam jabbed his penis into Jade. Jade let out a load moan. Jade grabbed a dildo from her bed and shoved it in her ass. Sam kept going and fucking Jade as hard as he could. Sam’s penis was covered in cum. Sam pulled out. Jade started matsurbating. She shoved her middle finger in her vagina and wriggled it around. John grabbed his penis in an up and down motion. Over and over. Jade looked at the door to see one of her kids sitting there masturbating with cum everywhere. Jade started licking the floor for her 9 year old’s cum.
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Ways to play of a bad story:
1: Pull out a gun and end the embarrassment
2: Try and play it of by saying something like, 'you had to be there' or 'dude, you just don't get it'.
Ways to play of a bad story:
1: Pull out a gun and end the embarrassment
2: Try and play it of by saying something like, 'you had to be there' or 'dude, you just don't get it'.
Person 1: Hey, I was home alone last night so I took a piss with the door open!
Person 2: Bad story bro....
Person 2: Bad story bro....
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