Son Of A Ned Flanders

Someone who is a goodie 2 shoes / never does anything wrong, abides by all laws and rules.. usually a virgin who sees sex as something disgusting and to be ashamed of.... Usually a book nerd

Person 1: I'm going out this weekend to the party.

Person 2: Cool! Can I come? I wanna score me some fresh young teen pussy

Person 1: Don't say that!?

Person 2: say what?

Person 1: Pussy... it's such a bad word

Person 2: man shut the fuck up and learn to break some rules once in a while you pussy little son of a ned flanders!

by SpeshalKay September 21, 2018

Happy birthday son, this is yours now.

The phrase that neglecting fathers use when begrudgingly handing over a present to their son.

"Happy birthday son, this is yours now." - Nathan Carter's father as he removes his watch

by dinnsdale September 30, 2018

Son of a Bing

When you can't say fuck or son of a bitch...basically at church or at your kids school.

"Excuse me, sir, you left your bible in the first pew"
"Son of a Bing!!"

"You forgot about the PTA meeting last night"
"Oh...Son of a Bing!"

by ktone May 25, 2018

Messi youngest son

Messi youngest son is named Ronaldo. Fun fact: his wife gave birth to him while Messi won his 7th ballon dor.

It means when you give your child the name of your "dog" or "rival" or someone who thinks they are better than you but really arent.

yo fuck up, ill hit you with that messi youngest son.

by Fcbottle_ follow me twt August 11, 2022

Son

someone that you absolutely daddy at every activity/ event.

Grant is my son.

by Ts_ryguy August 18, 2022

Homer Simp...son

Twitch term: someone that acts very protective of a streamer, almost like a father figure, but in reality is her biggest simp.

"Yeah, Jack is way too protective of Kelly, he is a total Homer Simp...son."

by Magnus Motor August 18, 2022

Rumpford and sons

The easiest way to Get your point across when you see a fat perfect ass in front of you. Something worth sitting back and taking in- a bunda as some would call it. You can rely on this term and use it in secrecy. Only the real ones know.

Look at her rumpford and sons! It is impeccable.

by Guke2022 August 19, 2022