Bone-in Fresh Shoulder Butt

An absolute buttocks of a being. A bupkus, bucket of chum, dense ass on a lesser than fresh pair of shoulders. A gnarled lump of roadkill dead weight waste of space.

You're a real bone-in fresh shoulder butt, ya know that?
Hey!! Shoulder Butt! FUCK YOU!!
"What's with Jimmy? He's being a real bone in fresh shoulder butt, he's gotta lose the attitude."

by SolarFlare94 March 14, 2026

Over the shoulder boner holder

When both you and your boss are excited to see each other, he hugs you from the back, reaches over with his right arm and holds your excited willy

Michael and Isaiah, we’re so excited to see each other after three day vacation Isaiah decided to give him an over the shoulder Boner holder which made Mike smile

by Mikeflower October 9, 2025

The One You Shouldn't Have Killed

In Five Nights at Freddy's there is a character who was killed by William Afton who is named Cassidy, he unlike every other victim of William refuses to let go. Eventually after William dies, he brings him to hell and tortures him with his own creations, during voice lines of many characters you can hear him mention he will never let William rest or be happy again and calls himself "The one you shouldn't have killed."

"He's here and always watching, the one you shouldn't have killed..."

by kdfjngk,dgfoijfglk1 May 3, 2025

As who should say

as if to say.

"he meekly bowed to him, as who should say “Proceed.”"

by Arminkshipper May 25, 2025

The money should be going to my kids

Hey, fuck your kids. The money shouldn't be going to them because I don't want my life to be waste by retarded ingrates. And no AI either.

Hym "Stole."

A fucking retard "The money SHOULD be going to my kids."

Hym "Your kids didn't do anything that result in the generation of the money and/or property. They just sat there like lumps of meat... Fuckable meat. If I steal your gun... And use it on your kids... Did YOU shoot them or did I shoot them? Now... Who's gun was it? You stole my gun. And you shot your own kids with it... And their corpses explode into a cloud of money... And then you looked down at the gun and realized... 'Oh wait that's MY gun...' And then you cried and you kissed and you moaned and your screamed and now you are stealing my wallet and enslaving and torturing me. I didn't even steal it from you! You had it pointed at my head for YEARS and then your dropped it... I picked it up and waved it around. You grabbed it back and tried to shoot me with it and I told you that thing was dangerous. And now you're taking my wallet (totally unrelated to the gun thing) and now you're back to pointing the gun at my head."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

Only fir trees should wear tips

A forest-conservationist's verbal equivalent to da large-mammal-lover's "Only elephants should wear ivory" saying.

Tipping trees for making wreaths has never been a good idea --- i.e., only fir trees should wear tips, and it harms the tree to remove them --- but it's not even necessary if you want wreaths to decorate your house, since so many inexpensive and perfectly-suitable artificial wreaths are available that not only look just as good as natural ones, but last for many years if properly cared for.

by QuacksO November 15, 2025

Turtle’s Shoulders

The next stage of having Turtle’s Head.

Forget having a Turtle’s Head, the line was so long for the toilets that I ended up with a Turtle’s Shoulders

by GoodinBed December 13, 2025