grimmace shake 

This is when Barney is blowing Grimmace, and he has a massive orgasm all over Barney, with purple cum on purple scales.

Dude, I can't believe you had a grimmace shake with her after you are those PB&J sandwiches.

grimmace shake by Candied June 16, 2023

cambodian milk-shake 

*in order to do this you must be with a pregnant woman or a woman who recently had a baby*

When a woman lactates into a mans asshole, he must clench his buttcheeks, stand up, jack off and cum before any of the milk comes out of his crack.

Andrew: dude last night this chick gave me a Cambodian Milk-Shake.

Carlos: really did you succeed at it?

Andrew: no, i leaked, then her water broke.

cambodian milk-shake by leddynamite May 7, 2007

Fifty shades of grey

Fifty Shades of Grey" is the story of a 22-year-old college student, Anastasia, who begins a relationship with a 27-year-old very successful and powerful businessman, Christian Grey. She meets him while interviewing him for her college newspaper. When they later meet up in Portland, Oregon, he rescues her after she over-imbibes and she ends up chastely spending the night in his Heathman Hotel room.

He is intrigued by her and offers her a non-disclosure agreement and a contract that keeps their relationship purely sexual and defines it as one of "dominance and submission." She doesn't sign the agreement.

Fifty shades of grey is a sexy movie I think I found my thing

Fifty shades of grey by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 25, 2019

squeeze & shake 

squeeze & shake is what most guys do to their dicks when they're done taking a piss.

I always squeeze & shake when I finish taking a piss so I won't get a wet spot on my pants.

squeeze & shake by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

shakespeare

1. rather good but slightly overrated playwright
2. largely considered one of the most horrendous forms of torture ever imposed on countless school children.

"shows over shakespeare" ---Homer Simpson

shakespeare by sylvie December 22, 2004

ninja shake 

jacking off....usually in class....consists of the usual penis stimulation, then when called upon by a teacher or raising ones hand, u then shake ur leg violently to finish the job...usually causes ur desk and the desk in front of and behind you to shake also.

Andrew ***** did the ninja shake repeatedly in class due to his recent break up.

ninja shake by WormShit678 August 11, 2006

Strawberry shakeup 

When a female is on her menstral cycle a man inserts his penis inside her vagina and ejaculates inside of her, then as the sperm is coming out the vagina another woman catches the blood and sperm in her mouth.

I watched my mom do a strawberry shakeup lastnight, it was very disturbing

Strawberry shakeup by Alphasquadeater August 2, 2010