Secretfy

To make something secret

I need to secretfy these radios

by Rum March 9, 2023

Secret Slag

A Secret Slag is someone who loves gossip. Once they get their hands on a little bit of information, they turn it into a big drama.

E.G. SS finds out someone is pregnant, then says they fucked 5 different men.

Me: I knew you were a secret slag!
SS: I never opened my mouth about (redacted)
Me: Then why does the whole building say you told them? You stupid bitch.

by ArranAuth October 27, 2022

secret cops

A phonetic variant of the term “secret police.”

The secret cops are here because of an ice melt coordinated by Ted Cruz.

by Needlessmarathon October 27, 2022

Secretary

Derian Herrmann

doesn't matter secretary

by iewdwpjdfodwpo November 1, 2022

Secret Cervix

E deliciously fried cheese curd you eat at midnight. Usually while in a intoxicated state.

I was so drunk last night that I ate secret cervix till the sun came up.

by Bob the manic depressive March 20, 2023

Secret Pre-Workout

The term Secret Pre-Workout is used to refer to a form of extra energy and motivation obtained after a gym-bro goes through a break up. They can usually be identified by wearing hoodies and lifting impossible weight since they are "going through it."

"Have you seen Chad pulling 315 on deadlift!?" "Yeah bro, I heard he got the secret pre-workout."

by JimmyJohnJones07 March 29, 2023

Secretist

Someone who is so secret that they are willing to hide all evidence of them from even close friends.

“Hey you heard? Maddie hides her face all the time in photos she sends over.”

“Ya she’s a total Secretist.”

by Landonsss April 18, 2023