Robert

A very loud and often balding man.
With a schlong like a raisin.
Due to his tall stature his balding is very well hidden, it becomes evident when he’s on his knees groveling for forgiveness as he so often does.
Robert loves the party dingos and nose beers

Geez Robert is as loud as a foghorn

Roberts jaw is swinging like the gates of hell

by ChrisA789 November 17, 2018

Robert

Quiet kid. Also known as the new guy.

Teenager1: "Hey did you see the cute new kid."
Teen2:"Yeah. He's called Robert"

by #youwish February 10, 2019

Robert

A mad who steals Fat kids and makes them work out until they are fit. Robert returns the kids skinny as can be before the night is done.

Robert turned my kid skinny

by Didn’t do February 19, 2019

Robert

Robert is a little bitch who gets no girls he has no dick he is fat as hell and ugly as hell he is the most annoying person ever and is gay

Robert sucks dick for free !!!

by Chicken nuggets123456 April 10, 2019

Robert

Robert is A homophobic little piece of shit. He never knows when to keep his mouth shut. Fucking fat ass. Annoying af.

Robert-hates gay people

by 111Robloxdude April 26, 2019

Robert

A guy who is indescribable in a bad way. He wears his top inside out and is annoying and more annoying case closed

*person one being annoying *
Person two : stop being a Robert

by Beththebitcg May 9, 2019

Robert

Robert is a dickhead who will never find love he plays rainbow six Seige isnt of play minecraft. he loves the part in south park where cartman shits himself

dude: look theres Robert

Robert; fuck the jews

by anti Robert gang October 11, 2019