Robert

A person who plays a MOBA online game who is just inherently bad and makes awful mistakes that causes his or her team to fail miserably. A person who doesn't listen to instructions or team play mechanics. This term can also be used in any online gaming format. A more polite way to express disdain for the lack of team playing skills by a teammate.

Listen to directions, Robert. Don't be such a Robert. GG Robert.

by OleBanole September 4, 2015

Robert Wilson

A boy who is the epitome of awesomeness. One who many from the 14-16 age bracket adore. May be described from time ti time as "slow" but doesn't take this term to heart. To sum it up, the best guy in the world. Belongs best with a Brittany...

Brittany Harris: Really want me to be your Slow Girl?

Robert Wilson: Of course...

Brittany Harris: You're so awesome...

by Slow Girl March 25, 2009

Robert

Some loud ass homeless motherfucker who looks like a man baby and randomly shows up to someone's party waiting for food to get done eats and leave and sucks cock for 10 cent (just like my rap name)

Dude don't pull a Robert right now you fuck

by Weenie warrior June 2, 2016

Robert

A Robert is a really amazing guy that sometimes may confuse you but just take a minute to figure out how he really feels about you. He is gorgeous and hilarious and has the most mesmerizing blue-green eyes you have ever seen. He knows how to talk and will charm you into liking him. He may come off a little fast, but he is really a good religious guy. He is very talented and athletic. May be a little cocky at moments, but can be a total sweet heart. Robert is a very rare person and if you meet one never let him go. And warning, he is a hugger:)

Girl: I have never felt this way about anyone before!
Friend: Oh he must be a Robert...
Girl: <3

by man-golovesyou:) March 5, 2011

grave robber

Removing a dead gerbil, hamster, or even guinea pig from your buddies ass.

After a good feltching, Frank forgot about the hamster in Jeff's ass so he performed a grave robber

by edslee June 25, 2009

robert de niro

the fakest italian of all time similar to mike showerz except even showerz is more italian then him.

he's been inducted to the italian american hall of fame even know he's 3/4's IRISH. he knows nothing about being italian even know he plays one all of the time....an example of this is he married like 3 blacks. real italians wouldn never dream of doing that.

fuck you robert deniro, i used to think u were half which is acceptable, but wow, WTF 3/4's irish....jesus christ

i know he's a good actor but fuck robert de niro for lying to me that peice of shit....he loves blacks.

by guess April 19, 2005

Robert Trujillo

Mexican troll

Person 1: did you see Robert trujillo last night?

Person 2: yea, what a Mexican troll!

by Badassmofonameddave July 5, 2009