ghey pants

Used when referring to something that's: stupid, crap, bad, not fair, or just plain ridiculous. Slightly more severe than plain ghey

Can also be shortened to just pants

Chaz: Someone drunk my beer!
Daz: Really? that's ghey!
Chaz: Hell Yeah! that's ghey pants!

by Mo-lester March 14, 2009

my pants are on fire

A statement used to point out the glaringly obvious when ones pants are, in fact, on fire.

Hey, did you know that my pants are on fire?

by K N3k0 April 8, 2004

awesome-pants

Typically used to decribe someone who is summed up by the word "awesome." The converse of this is to call someone a "silly-pants."

"I am so awesome-pants right now"
"You are such a silly-pants mister!"

by Jason- August 28, 2005

pants boner

A crease in your pants in the crotch section, which causes you to look like you're having an erection.
(especially embarrassing when you are a girl)

Everyone was looking at my pants boner, and then asked me if I was actually a boy.
(I am a girl)

by greenybeany May 6, 2013

pants

Woefully inadequate. Useless. A waste of time and space.

His performance was pants. This is pants.

by Billy Shears April 7, 2005

mr poopy pants

Someone who is prone to untimely and sometimes painfull shit pains, from which this person cannot restrain his or her bowels and is forced to soil themselves. Sometimes more than once. This can result in total embarrassment by the subjects parents especially if he or she goes home and needs a towel to enter the house and the parent refuses to get said towel without explanation.

His brother Chris, is the infamous Mr Poopy Pants of south jersey.

by j burg February 12, 2008

Fanta Pants

One who's Pubic Hair is a similar colour to that of the popular Coca-Cola Softdrink by the same name.
Often a "Fanta Pants" also has red/ginger hair, this is generally the result of a genetic disorder known as Gingavitas

Hugh's Got Fanta Pants

by phinneusfog July 19, 2007